There are any number of specifically funny or witty headlines, but once in a while you see one and think - 'that can't be a misprint'...
This is the one that definitely caught my eye -
Maybe because it's so subtle, but still...
NASA's Artemis 1 moon mission will once again attempt to launch after all. Mission managers met on Monday (Nov. 14) to discuss the flight readiness of the Artemis 1's Space Launch System (SLS) rocket and Orion spacecraft following slight damage caused by Hurricane Nicole.
If all goes according to plan during additional preflight checks and the cryogenic fueling process today, the Artemis 1 mission will launch from Launch Pad 39B at 1:04 a.m. EST on Nov. 16.
There is a reasonable chance - if the skies are clear - that I'll be able to see the launch from my back deck. You can watch the countdown, fueling and launch of Artemis 1 live online on Space.com courtesy of NASA.
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Jean Shepard was such a unique guy. If you never
heard his radio shows, you missed a lot.
You know Jean Shepard as the voice-over guy in the movie 'A Christmas Story' that he co-wrote from one of the stories he spun on his radio show. He was on WOR-AM in NYC when I was growing up. If memory serves me, his show was either 30 or 45 minutes long, and it was on every night as I was going to bed. I had a small Westinghouse transistor radio that I used to put under my pillow so I could hear the stories he'd tell every night. I'd almost always fall asleep listening, so the 9v battery was usually dead in the morning. Knowing I was doing this, my father had bought me a plug-in battery charger so I didn't have to bug him for new batteries every coupla days.
I loved listening to the yarns he'd spin about growing up in Cleveland, of getting in trouble with his buddies, and just the genuine, almost innocent fun we had growing up in the 50's. What a great, subtly brilliant story crafter this guy was.
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I can't get my head around people like her who are so fuckin' desperate for attention that they're constantly doing stupid shit like this just because they have nothing else to say or do. At least this broad made a couple of records. WTF has Kash Kimdinian ever done of note beside marry a coupla black guys and wear tight pants to show off her humongous friggin keester? Please - just fade in to darkness you worthless POS's...
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Do you know a cat lover who deserves
something a little 'special'? This
may be just the thing for her...
Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or your girlfriend right here:
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There was a time when I thought more of this guy than I do of late. He's starting to sound like a whiney-ass friggin' crybaby. Mike - here's a idea - take your pension, go home and shut the fuck up, okay? Good. Good boy Mikey...
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really are just art for art's sake.
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Google has agreed to pay nearly $392 million in a settlement with 40 states over allegations that the company tracked people through their devices after location tracking had been turned off, a coalition of state prosecutors announced on Monday.
Hey - it's a legit question. Aside from the lawyers who get paid ridiculous fees, who gets this windfall after Google ponies up? It's not like they're sending out checks for 14 cents to everybody in the country. Where does the dough go? (Asking for all of my friends...)
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Horses lay what down?
ReplyDeleteThey don't want another Karen calling 911 because a horse was lying down in the field. But they confused the message with bad spelling and a run-on sentence. It should be: "Horses _lie _down. Please don't call 911."
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Pence lives inside a bubble created by a dying Old Republican Party that was content to be McMediocre. They talked tough every election cycle and then lay down to let the Democrats and Deep State butt fuck them until the next election cycle. And they were happy to take the scraps tossed to them from the Deep State corruption.
ReplyDeleteNo one is going to miss them. Except maybe the Chamber of Commerce.
Maybe Mike and Liz and Adam can get together and reminisce about when they weren't nobodies.
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