He stole a base, you get heartburn...

 

Kyle Schwarber just gave everyone in America the shits. With the outfielder’s steal in the seventh inning of World Series Game 1, Taco Bell customers can get their free Doritos Locos Taco as a part of the “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” promotion. 

To get your free dose of the holycraps, you have to download the company’s app and register as a Taco Bell Rewards member within the next 10 days. Yeah - I'll pass...