And you wonder how Biden got elected...

So I'm in this store and I hear the lady ask the clerk

'What kind of store is SASA LELE'? 

The clerk says 'I don't know m'am - I've never heard of it before'. 

Lady says 'The store that's right next store to yours...'

 

She votes. That's how Biden got elected. Juss' sayin'...

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Rocky Colavito, the Hall of Fame Cleveland Indian, was brought in to Newark to teach the Sisters of St. Joseph how to handle the kids at my grade school - Our Lady of Good Counsel in Newark, NJ...
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You can only pick one. Upon further review, the call made back 

in the 80's is overturned. We now call for Jacqueline...

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It coulda been funnier with a different caption that didn't 

over-explain what the idiot cat did.

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Unaccompanied migrant children arrived on flights to a rural New York community and local officials said Friday they were given no advance notice by the Biden administration. Montgomery police chief Paul Arteta and Mayor Steve Brescia joined "Fox & Friends First" to explain what happened when the flights arrived at Orange County Airport from Texas, carrying minors between 13-18 years old.

"I've never seen anything like this before," said Brescia, whose town is located in the Hudson Valley, about 75 miles north of New York City. Arteta said officials don't know where the parents are, but the children continued on to other areas of New York, New Jersey and Connecticut. 

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If you're looking for a nice, unique gift for someone special, 

take a look at the jewelry my wife makes...

 

Click on the picture for her website.

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I know you think I fuck around with photoshop and make shit like this up, but I swear to god this is a real product. This stuff sells for like $ 15.00 a box - tell me again how people aren't idiots. Here's their website: 

https://www.pooplikeachampion.com/pages/ultra-fiber-cereal
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams declared a state of emergency on Friday over the arrival of thousands of migrants bused from the U.S. southern border in recent months, imploring the Biden administration for aid, as the city's overwhelmed shelters struggle to accommodate the recent arrivals.

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I didn't put this in here as a morality lesson. Fuck that - you know me better than to virtue-signal tree hugger shit. It's here because it's a reasonable example of how perspective skews things. Get it?

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If they aren't some kinda health food, nothing is...

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Today's challenge. Find out what town this bar is in...

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While you're at it, what city is this park lane in?

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Just click on the picture to see his website.

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