What do they call this generation of crackheads and idiots?
Gen Z? How about GenGTFOH...
Starbucks is shuttering more than a dozen stores due to reports of
'rife' drug use and disturbances by fucked up and violent 'members of the public' at the popular cafés.
The planned closures, announced Monday, will see 16 stores closed in several cities across the country - all set in left-leaning locales.
The reported disruptions include drug use by paying customers and, more often than not, members of the public - who often take advantage of the company's open bathroom policy, which allows nonpaying patrons to use their facilities.
As a result, the lavatories have in large part devolved into 'dens of debauchery' (isn't that a great phrase?), regularly used by scumbags, vagrants, junkies, mugs, pugs, thugs, mother rapers, father stabbers and the homeless to do drugs and engage in other fucked up behavior.
Reports of assaults were also commonplace in the cities set to see closures, which include the company's hometown of Seattle, as well as five other liberal-run municipalities.
Those stores are in Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Portland, and Washington, DC. All have seen an influx of crime - with many attributing the rise to a recent wave of 'woke' policies implemented by progressive politicians.
The result are cities that border on lawlessness - with employees at the stores reportedly complaining to staff in droves that they feel unsafe at work.
I had one cup of their coffee once. I agree, it's vile. You get better coffee at the 7-11.
ReplyDeleteYou do, at times, seem to talk about things that suck. Such as your infatuation with how great New Jersey is...
ReplyDeleteHe said tongue in cheek to the guy originally from (keyword FROM) Jersey...
DeleteI'll reveal their secret formula! It is the same as US Navy "Mid Watch" Coffee. Make a pot of coffee and leave it on the burner for 7 hours or more.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was that kinda coffee like the cowboys drink in the movies. Unfiltered grinds and the pot's been on the fire for six hours...
ReplyDelete