They found him dead in the lake, they just didn't find all of him. Man, is that a fucked up way to go...
A man found dead in a Florida lake while searching for Frisbees and other flying discs was missing three limbs after a likely encounter with alligators, police said Friday.
Largo Police Department spokeswoman Megan Santo said in an email that the medical examiner's final report on the death of Sean McGuinness would be finished in about two months. Why the fuck would it take two months to tell us A: He's dead B: Two arms and a leg were gone and C: the friggin' gators had him for lunch...
McGuinness, 47, was found May 31 in the lake in Taylor Park, which is adjacent to a disc golf course. Authorities say McGuinness was known to frequent the lake to find discs and sell them.
It's not clear whether McGuinness drowned, had a medical issue or was killed by alligators. But Santo said he was missing three limbs when his body was found.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said two large alligators were trapped - one 10 feet long, the other 8 feet - but necropsies did not implicate either in McGuinness’ death.
In other words, if they ate him, they had already shit him out. Jeez.....
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Every damned alligator in Florida and other states that protect these pre-historic man-killers should have a bounty on them and every last one of them should be shot on sight. These monsters have attacked and killed and eaten countless victims from man, dogs, pets, and everything else it can wrap its' filthy jaws around. What the Hell is wrong with Florida's Game Dept. Kill these horrible creatures ... every last one of them!!!
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