Sometimes you just don't know where to start...

 On days like today, it's a lot better if you just start 

with a laugh and go downhill from there... 

And if you do find out, I wanna be the first to hear from you.

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That's subtle. I like subtle...

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Trust me when I tell you it is NEVER what you hope it will be. Sometimes, it can be genuinely gut-wrenching. Ya have to remember, this ain't Beverly Hills and it sure as fuck isn't the Playboy Mansion swimming pool. Juss' sayin' - you might be much better off just avoiding it completely. Ya gotta take my word on this...

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Yeah. Get a mental picture of this jackass sitting around with a bunch of towel-headed sand-flea billionaires talking about trannies and drag queens - in a country where being queer is illegal. I'm sure that topic pops up every time the tea tray goes past. GTFOH...

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I know a number of you have said that you're not 'fans' of live albums, but in this case, maybe a concert will change your mind... 

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Salvador Dalí paints an abstract portrait of Raquel Welch, 1965
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How many nice little old Italian ladies got sucked in with this ad 

that was probably in the back of the Catholic Digest or somewhere. 

Yeah - like that wasn't friggin' tap water...

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Kamala will now head an online harassment task force to add to her 'portfolio' that includes the border and voting rights.

 She certainly has quite a bit on her plate, doesn't she?

They were going to give her the job of cleaning up the whole 'Workplace Harassment' problem, but that got poo-poo'd at the first conference meeting when three of her staffers quit.

 

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Do you have a special lady friend who's

 proud of her country and likes to show it?

 This may be perfect for her: 

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BjacksonJewelry

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A trio of U.S. senators is urging support for a universal charging standard for smartphones and mobile devices after the European Union recently agreed on new rules. It's a great idea for all the wrong reasons, and the trio behind it are a buncha looney-tune characters, but even a broken clock tells the time once in awhile, or some nonsense like that.

In a letter sent Thursday to Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo, Senators Edward J. Markey and Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, and Bernie Sanders of Vermont press for a plan to tackle the lack of a universal charger, which they say creates a financial burden for consumers and creates more electronic waste.

"We cannot allow the consumer electronics industry to prioritize proprietary and inevitably obsolete charging technology over consumer protection and environmental health," reads an excerpt from the letter.

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I can almost remember what this sounded like...
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If there had been a Paulie Walnuts fan club back in the day, 

I'da wanted to be president. Juss' sayin'...

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