Friday, June 3, 2022

I wanna wake up in a city that never sleeps... WTF does that even mean?

 So if you were sleeping in a city that doesn't sleep, weren't you in the wrong city to begin with? Juss' sayin'... 

This has nothing to do with anything else going on in the world 
today. I fell asleep listening to music last night, and those two songs are earworms I woke up with. Ya see the kinda physic dilemma bullshit I gotta deal with here?
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Here's the thing, Joe. I don't think you understand. For one thing, there is no 'real' gun lobby. The  NRA spent a grand total of  $4,920,000 lobbying in 2021. Dairy farmers spent 10 times that. Fuck - the potato chip industry spent more than that. 
And - another thing. Don't talk to us like you're preaching from a pulpit. Don't fuckin' lecture us. And stop fuckin' whispering 'for effect'. It sounds stupid, and you make stupid faces when you do it. 
Oh - and that one other thing. Stop saying the word 'God' so often. 
Coming from you it 's a bucket that holds no water. Juss' sayin'...
Y'all know I'm a 2nd Amendment guy from way back, so why is it a big deal to anyone about expanded background checks and 'red flag' laws? And you should be at least 21 or even older to buy a gun like an AR. That's no big fuckin' deal, is it?
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Even the simplest of ideas can be expanded upon with a little imagination...
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Every news channel - even friggin' Fox ferfucksake - covered this nonsense non-stop for the last month. Front page news on almost every newspaper, too. It really paints a sad picture of us, doesn't it?
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Ya know, 53 bucks was actually a lot of money back in '64. 
But if you were lucky enough to have one of these bad boys, 
you rode in the front of the pack...
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Another brain surgeon lecturing us like he knows what the fuck he's talking about. I'd like to pull the  plug on the UN completely. Let 'em get the fuck outta the US and go to Brussels or Paris or wherever the fuck they might be wanted.
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A ban on only menthol brands specifically targets 
their key demographic, doesn't it?
This is a fascinating move if ya think about it. Studies say that blacks compromise about 85% of all smokers of menthol cigs. Is that pandering to them or the opposite? And why just menthol smokes and not all of 'em? The kicker? The guys in Jersey are concerned that people'll be going over to Pennsy to bootleg menthols across the Delaware. You can't make this shit up...
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After ten years of living in the Carribbean, there's one thing I learned - you do not fuck around with hurricanes. I've been through four em' that were over Cat 4's, and one - Marilyn back in '95 - that destroyed my house down to the fuckin' slab. We take storm prep very seriously down here in Hurricane Alley.
Tropical storm watches were posted Thursday for Florida, Cuba and the Bahamas as the system that battered Mexico moves to the east. The National Hurricane Center in Miami said the storm once known as Agatha in the Pacific Ocean will be known as Alex in the Atlantic Ocean basin.
In Florida, the tropical storm watch extended from Longboat Key on the Gulf Coast across the southern Florida peninsula, including Lake Okeechobee, which is always a danger for flooding. The low-lying Florida Keys were included in the storm watch.
The Cuban government issued a tropical storm watch for the provinces of Matanzas, Mayabeque, La Habana, Artemisa, Pinar del Rio and the Isle of Youth, according to the U.S. National Weather Service. The watch area also included the northwestern Bahamas.
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And then you have THESE magnificent teenagers...
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That's completely seemless - or is it seamless. Either way, impressive.
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Just a nice little tool shed over in a small village in 
the Rosses area of County Donegal, Ireland
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How does someone even think to practice something like that?
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3 comments:

  1. I see that some of your neighbors got feisty:
    https://www.fox5ny.com/news/i-will-hit-you-florida-man-77-punches-friend-84-over-golf-etiquette-at-the-villages-deputies-say

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  2. So Agatha is now Alex? Great, now we even have transgender weather.

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  3. Irish tool shed? I bet a family of 4 or 5 lives in it. A stone house with a good roof and gutters and your own tree? No way that's just a shed.

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