Start with a laugh and it's all downhill from there...

 Somebody somewhere said that once. I think...  

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Think about this stupidity. If he wins 15 games 

this year, he'll be Cy Young material. 

That means the Mets are paying him $ 2,850,000 

per win. That is just friggin' crazy, but hey - 

billionaires are crazy, too...
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Mike Tyson bought a Tesla?
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It's true - even our President has been so friggin' slow acting against the Russkies. From day one of the invasion they should all have shut down everything to do with Russia. No trade, no banking, no bullshit, no imports or exports - nothing. 

But guided by their own selfish self-interests and stupidity for having relied so heavily on these scumbags for gas and oil and coal, they shot themselves in the foot and left themselves open to having to suck up to the bear instead of cutting it's head off...
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For the kids in the rougher neighborhoods in South Florida.

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I had a girlfriend that skittish once...

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There are times when just the headline, the teaser and the photo tell you everything you want to know about a topic. And what you don't wanna know, also. This is a classic example with a bit of editorializing on my part...

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Need a great Mother's Day 

or Easter gift idea? 

It just a couple weeks away...

 The jewelry my wife makes may be perfect for you. 

Click on either picture for more info. 

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Your leaders are idiots. How is it possible 

you haven't noticed this?

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear vetoed legislation barring male-born athletes from female scholastic sports, setting up the possibility of an override in the Republican-controlled state legislature.  

The Democrat Beshear described the bill as discriminatory and unnecessary, saying it would “ban transgender children from participating in girls’ and women’s sports without presenting a single instance in Kentucky of a child gaining a competitive advantage as a result of sex reassignment.”

You can not make this shit up.

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This segmental ramp/bridge is being constructed using 

some kinda voodoo construction shit they call  'the balanced cantilever method'. 

There is no motherfuckin' way I would EVER drive underneath that shit. Just would not happen. I hate bridges and ramps to start with, so that thing just kinda hanging mysteriously somehow over my head just ain't never gonna happen.
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By the time you're reading this the guys will be teeing off for the first round. I don't follow golf regularly but it's a kinda throwback to my father that I watch the Masters religiously.

I hope Tiger has a good showing today. Be nice if he at least makes the cut...
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