Between strikes and covid and all kinds of other bullshit, can we please have one good full season of baseball? It's not too much to ask, I hope...
of hooking up pre-game.
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Too bad it's only about 1,100 miles from my house.
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This is what Andy Rooney (he of 60 Minutes fame)
thinks about women over 40.
"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize
for all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
... What parts of the words 'Fully vaccinated and
double boosted' do I not understand?
In the space of a week, dozens of White House aides and federal officials have contracted the disease in an outbreak that appears to have touched all corners of the administration. Two Cabinet members have it, along with a growing list of congressional Democrats.
Vice President Kamala Harris — who stood next to Biden on Tuesday — has had her communications staff hit by Covid. And on Thursday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi also tested positive, just a day after appearing alongside the president. One can only hope...
The outbreak has 'jolted' (I love that word. When's the last time you used it in a sentenced?) a Washington establishment that’s been eager to leave Covid behind and offered an up-close reminder of the 'pandemic threat that still hangs over the nation and Biden’s presidency'.
It’s also raised fresh questions about how best to protect the 79-year-old commander in chief, who vowed this year to “get out” of the White House more often - yet faces an ever-present elevated risk of severe illness.
“Everybody’s in danger,” said Irwin Redlener, director of the Pandemic Resources and Response Initiative at Columbia University. “It’s almost impossible to isolate the president of the United States in a way that would keep him from getting sick.” Too bad.
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A doctor who's not healing people.
Fuck him. Crash and burn, jerkoff...
... Is this the true anthem of my generation?
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Been there, done that, wore the hat back in the day.
I won't burden you with the histrionics of the article - I just wanna make this point:
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Okay, so maybe I might be a closet Mets fan. My bad...
Well I came across a child of God, he was walking along the road
And I asked him tell where are you going, this he told me:
Well, I'm going down to Yasgur's farm, going to join in a rock and roll band.
Got to get back to the land, set my soul free.
We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Well, then can I walk beside you? I have come to lose the smog.
And I feel like I'm a cog in something turning.
And maybe it's the time of year, yes, and maybe it's the time of man.
And I don't know who I am but life is for learning.
We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong,
And everywhere there was song and celebration.
And I dreamed I saw the bombers jet planes riding shotgun in the sky,
Turning into butterflies above our nation.
We are stardust, we are golden, we caught in the devil's bargain,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden...
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I think we went to Friday Midnight Shows probably
ten times a year for about five years. It was like
stoner heaven. Tell me you never did that...
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There were very few squirrels left on my block after
that thing arrived...
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None of the bills they're talking about have anything to do with banning LGBTQXYZ'ers from being who they are, and it's absolutely ridiculous - and inflammatory - to say they would promote violence in any way.
All any of the bills say is that men born male and deciding to cut their dicks off can NOT compete as a woman against real, actual, not made-up, bullshit-like-you, naturally-born females. The other ones say 'Don't talk to my 6-year old about how you wanna cut your own dick off so you can pretend to be a girl (which you never will be you fuckin' idiot).
That's it. That's what the bills are all about. No more. No starting of riots (unless it's the libs and the LGBTQXYZ'ers that start 'em in which case they won't be referred to as riots but as 'civil actions' or some other lame-ass bullshit.
So shut the fuck up. Juss' sayin'...
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It's like five seconds. Take a look.
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The five-time Masters champion and one of (if not THE) greatest 'come-back'golfer of all times dropped a hot-mic “fuck off” on the ninth hole after his approach shot spun off the false front of the ninth green.
Woods’ approach shot was off of the pine straw left of the fairway after he pulled his drive. In the only really worrying moment on the front nine, Woods reached for his back after that tee shot.
Woods was able to get up and down to save his par and finish the front nine with an even-par 36.
In his first event since a horrific car crash 14 months ago, Woods birdied the fifth hole and bogeyed No. 8 between seven pars.
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Yes, but Born to Be Wild is a close second.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Steppenwolf fan but whatever floats your boat. My second choice would be In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
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