Friday, January 21, 2022

The cover. Time for Joe? I don't know. (A Haiku)

I try not to get to literal with you guys. If you know what a Haiku is, good for you. If you don't, look it up... 

When a liberal rag like this piece of shit dumps on you, you know you're fucked, Mister President. This is the same mag that declared your close buddy (who actually probably thinks you're a knucklehead) Brick Obummer as the second coming of Jesus Christ and lawded and applauded 'Greta the Forgetta', the doom and gloom weather girl.
 How ya doin', JoeyBoy?
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He's dead. Everybody knows about it already. So what?
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You can't even get your head around the idea that 
something you can see is 250 million light-years away. 
That's a number too big for your brain to even relate to.

The sharp eye of the Hubble Space Telescope's Advanced Camera 
for Surveys has uncovered more than 200 mammoth star clusters in the heart of the galaxy Arp 220.
The clusters are the bluish-white dots scattered throughout the image. The heftiest Arp 220 cluster - about 10 million solar masses - is twice as massive as any comparable star cluster in the Milky Way Galaxy. Arp 220 collided with another galaxy about 700 million years ago, fueling the frenzy of star birth in a small region about 5,000 light-years across. The galaxy is a nearby example of the aftermath of two colliding galaxies.
The clusters are so compact, however, that even at their moderate distance they look to Hubble like brilliant single stars. 
Astronomers know the clusters are not stars because they are much brighter than a star would be at that distance, 250 million light-years away in the constellation Serpens.
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"Everything'll be okay, as soon as
 we get back to Cane Garden Bay..."

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I would follow her home, kill her cat and burn 
her friggin' house down. Juss' sayin'...

'There was drinking and I was nervous'.
Fellow travelers talked about how 'drunk' the woman in her 40s sitting in first class was. She REFUSED every mask given to her on a London-bound American Airlines flight before she got 'abusive' and the plane turned back to Miami.
Passengers on the London-bound American Airlines flight that returned back to Miami claim the unruly traveler appeared to be drunk and 'abusive' towards staff. 
Steve Freeman, who sat in front of the woman in first class, said she 'tried loads of different masks, complained about each mask'. 
He said the stewards also gave the woman 'a lot of warnings' but her 'extremely abusive behavior' continued. Although the airline claimed it canceled the flight because of her refusal to wear a mask, Freeman thinks it had more to her aggressive actions. He was also stunned the woman was not placed in custody, saying: 'I can't see what more would constitute grounds for arrest'.
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 Have a birthday or anniversary coming
 up soon? How about Valentine's Day?
Think she'd like something like this?
To see all that my wife has to offer in gift ideas, click on either picture.
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Here's a guy I'd probably like 
to have a coupla beers with...

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) is selling shirts with Dr. Anthony Fauci’s likeness and the phrase “moron” to help fund his reelection campaign after Fauci allegedly called the senator a “moron” during a Senate Health Committee hearing on January 11 (We did report on this when it happened).
The shirts are made in the United States and are listed for $29 apiece, Marshall’s website shows. 
Proceeds from sales will go to Marshall’s reelection campaign in 2026.
The link to buy one for yourself (or a loved one) is here:
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The Granary Kitchen was temporarily closed after officials received tips that the eatery in Red Deer, Alberta, was flouting strict rules that require diners to show a proof of a jab, negative test result or a medical exemption.
“Specifically, complaints were received … indicating that employees are allowing patrons to dine-in when presented with a photograph of a dog and personal identification,” according to the Alberta Health Services.
Two agency investigators posing as customers went to the restaurant on Jan. 11 to test the canine conspiracy. “In both instances, facility staff used a tablet to make it appear as if they were scanning a QR code when in fact the staff member was presented with a photograph of a dog.
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That's some Calvin & Hobbes lookin' shit 
goin' on there, that's for sure...
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This was a front-page article yesterday in the LA Times. I couldn't bring myself to actually read it, but the headline did kinda catch my attention, but then I thought to myself 'this is the kinda shit they worry about'? 
Jeez - 'No wonder they're so fucked up out there....
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Ya know those parents that sit around the coffee table trying to figure out where they mighta gone wrong because their kids are so fucked up? 

Meet the Masters of that Universe - the bin Laden family. 
This photo of the crew was taken in 1971. 
Hmmmmm.... I'm thinking somebody made a left turn 
when he shoulda made a right, huh?
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This is a fascinating cartoon, really. It tries 
to convince you that the two issues are somehow 
different. The emphasis - at least as I read it - 
should be on the word 'citizen', Ya follow?
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2 comments:

  1. #12....time to find the snitch(es).

    #17....drawn by a liberal asswipe. Conservatives agree with both comments as long as it's citizens and not dead people doing either one.

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