The list of people that I can think of that need a really good punch in the kisser is long. Here's a few of them - and no politicians...
Let's leave the politicians out of this. If we include them,
this post would go on forever.
Also, I'm not wishing violence on these people and not encouraging
anyone to do anything. It's supposed to be some kinda metaphor.
Candidate Numero Uno - Dee Snyder.
I don't even have to comment on this
he's such an asshole.
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Candidate No. Two - Joe Piscopo. Not only was he never funny, but he did that SNL skit about 'You from Joisey - I'm from Joisey'. I fuckin' hate that. Every midwestern dipshit I meet who's never been there says 'Oh - you're from Joisey?'. No, asshole, I'm from New Jersey.
AND - when he got shitcanned from SNL he had the balls to make himself out as some kinda body builder. Seriously, Joe - getdafuckouttahere...
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Between the two of these clowns I'd have a hard time
picking who to whack first, but if I hadda make a choice,
it'd probably be her. Juss' sayin'...
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Take your pick between any of these MSDNC jackasses,
but honestly, if I could figure out how to smack all three
of 'em at once, it sure as fuck'd be a lot of fun...
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Again - tough call on which one to clobber first, but if I hadda decide,
I'd smack Whoopie first so Joy could see what was coming next...
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I could keep going on for ever with this, but I'd rather hear what you guys have to say Who do YOU think should be on this list?
Leave a comment and let all of us know who you think deserves to get seriously smacked.
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Lotta choices, aren't there. Almost too many.
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Mark Zuckerberg
ReplyDeleteHaving gotten old, I miss being strong. Didn't know what I had till it was gone.
ReplyDeleteIt pains me to see so many, so Desperately in need of a seriously powerful punch in the face, knowing I'm just not stout enough to deliver what they so Clearly need.
You and me both. I apparently have enough arthritis in my right hand I can't make a fist.
DeleteThat said, I'm still willing to Give Er All I've got,,
ReplyDeleteCouldn't use my fist anymore, but a baseball bat up side the head of either Pelosi or Schumer would be most satisfying....
ReplyDeleteGet in line...
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