There's a lot of things I'm good at..

 Dancing, unfortunately, isn't one of them. 

I've proved myself too many times...

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You know damn well women

 love gifts of jewelry like this... 

What are you waiting for - Christmas is coming...

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This is about as close as you're 

gonna get to my dancing talents...

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Would your wife, daughter, mother or girlfriend 

like something like this for Christmas? 

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