With all the aches and pains and other bullshit...

 Growing older STILL beats the fuck outta not - 

ya followin' me here?

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It may look dead as a doornail, 

but they say it's still living.

I could say the same thing about a buncha people living here in The Villages, but anyway - Methuselah, the oldest known tree in the world, is 4,850 years old, meaning it was established during Ancient Egypt and lived through the rise and fall of the Roman empire.
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I gotta admit -  I was a pretty dapper little dude back in the day.

Of course 'the day' was over 65 years ago...

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Buy yourself a new weekender bag and go away 

somewhere before you're too old and decrepit 

to go anywhere but the bathroom. 

This is a great bag at a great price.
Click on the picture or the description here:

DALIX 21" Sports Bag w' Adjustable Strap

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Fuck - I'm no spring chicken - I'm 67.

And this craggy old bitch has been Queen of England my entire life.
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The oldest living potted plant in the world is a Prickly Cycad. 

It was planted in 1775, and is also still living in England.
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Starting to get cold out -  time to

 rethink the casual stuff... 

All branches of the service are available 

if you click on the picture or this link:

ARMY PT Style Hoodie - Infantry Workout Fleece Sweatshirt

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48 years ago? Is that possible?

My Tempus is Fugettin' like a muthafucka.... 

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Growing Older but Not Up

 

I rounded first never thought of the worst

As I studied the shortstop's position

Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg

Someone call a decent physician

I'm no Pete Rose, I can't pretend

Though my mind is quite flexible, these brittle bones don't bend

I'm growing older but not up

My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck

Let those winds of time blow over my head

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

Sometimes I see me as an old manatee

Headin' south as the waters grow colder

Tries to steer clear of the hum-drum so near

It cuts prop scars deep in his shoulder

But that's how it goes (that's how it goes), right to the end

Though his body's quite flexible, that barnacle brain don't bend

I'm growing older but not up

My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck

Let those winds of time blow over my head

I'd rather die while I'm livin' than live while I'm dead

Now don't get me wrong

This is not a sad song

Just events that I have happened to witness

And time takes its toll as we head for the poll

And no one dies from physical fitness

So what the hell, we'll take it right to the end

As the days grow more complicated the nightlife still wins

I'm growing older but not up

My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck

Let those winds of change blow over my head

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

Let those winds of time blow over my head

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

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No matter how old I may be lucky enough 

to get, I'll always know that she is just 

friggin' smokin' hot - juss' sayin'...

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