There's a timelessness to these so that the jokes still hold up nicely...
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Worth taking a look at:
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A millionaire playboy dies, and
meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter looks at the list of everything he's done in his life, and sends him to Hell.
The playboy re-appears in Hell, but it looks like a huge, fancy cocktail party. All the men are in tuxedos, the women are all beautiful and in tight black dresses, and there are champagne bottles popping all over the place.
The playboy is in disbelief, and says to a guy passing by, "Hey - I thought this was supposed to be Hell. This looks great!"
The guy says, "It is Hell. All the glasses have holes in them. And the women don't."
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A man was reading a newspaper when his son suddenly barged into the living room. He was all sweaty and out of breath, but had a big smile on his face. “Dad!” exclaimed his son, “I just lost my virginity!” The man put down his newspaper and looked at his son proudly. The young man standing before him reminded him of his youth, when he was a playboy with a handful of girls. The man smiled and said, “Sit down, son, and let me tell you a story.” The son replied, “I can’t, Dad, it still hurts to sit.”
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This is a great little security item for
your wife's car or your truck.
Especially these days with all this crazy shit
going on around us everywhere...
your wife's car or your truck.
Especially these days with all this crazy shit
going on around us everywhere...
There are a couple different sizes and strengths available here.
That's a lot of protection for $ 13.00 - find the one that's right for you:
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A man goes to confession for the first time in 25 years.
So the man walks into the confession booth for the first time in his adult life, having nothing but bad memories about it from when he was a child.
So he opens the door, sits down and notices a couple of playboy nude calenders on the wall, a bottle of whiskey in the corner and a nice box of cigars next to it, and he thinks to himself "Wow, this place has really improved over the years" But then the Father opens the door and yells "Get out! that's my booth!"
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The best deal in small tablets just got better.
For under $ 50 bucks you can't go wrong.
Hell - I'd pick up a couple at this price and save 'em for Christmas presents!
Check it out here or click on the picture:
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No matter what you may be looking for, you can
click on any Amazon link to get to Amazon.
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Do you have a special occasion - like a birthday, an anniversary
or some other special event worth celebrating coming up?
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or
your girlfriend right here. Below are some samples of the jewelry my wife makes.
Click on the picture above for information on this item
Iridescent Metallic Olive Hand Beaded Cuff Bracelet with Silver Accents
Click on the picture above for information on this item
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Buy yourself something useful. You deserve it.
These are great, heavy-duty tool bags.
Get yourself a couple. I have three of them.
Get a couple for yourself for less than $ 19 bucks each.
Click on the picture or this link:
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