Saturday, July 3, 2021

Dear President Biteme. Thanks for emptying my pocket. I feel lighter already.

 All that cash I had in my pocket was getting a bit heavy. Thanks so much for screwing the economy's pooch. It was too much for me to carry around... 

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A comparison between what B1060 looked like one year ago versus this week before the Transporter-2 launch this week.
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I've seen other pictures of her. She ain't so bad lookin'. 
Just a little batshit crazy I guess.


A former correctional officer at the Fresno County Jail has been sentenced for a sexual relationship she had with an inmate. Tina Gonzalez, 27, was given two years probation and seven months in prison. Staff at the jail where we worked received a tip that a male inmate had a cellphone and had been involved in a sexual relationship with Gonzalez. Following a search of the inmate's cell, investigators found the cellphone and more evidence supporting the allegations made against Gonzalez who began working as a correctional officer in September 2016. She resigned following an interview with detectives in December 2019.
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Gargoyle in the cathedral of Lincoln, England, built between 1185 and 1311.
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White House goes into damage control mode after reports of dysfunction in Kamala Harris' office


She tries to tell him at least one new 'knock-knock joke' every day. Then she reminds him who she is.
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We threw out our busted 20-year-old toaster 
and got one of these instead.
Microwaves don't toast and this little sucker is an actual convection oven - it's like the best of both worlds. Turns out I use it a lot more than I thought I would.
 

See if this isn't something you should have, too. 
Click on the picture or this link:
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Filled up at WaWa yesterday. Highest gas prices have been here in about five years. Coincidence? I fuckin' doubt it.

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These gargoyles are from the Collegiate Church of San Pedro de Cervatos in Spain. Perverted little fuckers, ain't they?
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Why are they still doing this? 
I thought Joe told Putin to stop it.
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Yeah - it'll be here where I am on Tuesday morning. 
I gotta figure a way to blame this on Biden. Fuck.
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Circle of flames erupts in the Gulf of Mexico after a gas leak causes an underwater pipeline to ignite before ships rush to extinguish it.
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Throw one of those bad boys in back of yer 
Chris-Craft and see what happens...
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That's 'Dame' Helen Mirren when she was younger. 
She certainly was a major league 'dame' by any definition.
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Good coffee at a really good price.
A damn fine combo if you have a Keurig.


Find it here:
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It's always interesting to see how the established Catholic Church has had a twisted sense of humor over the centuries. This is from The Abbey Church of Sainte-Foy in Conques, France The Abbey was a popular stop for pilgrims traveling the Way of St. James to Santiago de Compostela
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A 1st century BC Hellenistic gargoyle representing a comical cook-slave from Ai Khanoum, Afghanistan. That fucker's 2,000 years old.
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Went to Winn-Dixie yesterday afternoon thinking I'd get a steak for dinner. A shitty 'Rancher's Home' (their house brand that's a level below 'choice') was $ 18.99 a fuckin' pound. That's what PRIME was going for six months ago.
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This is a great little item to have on hand in an emergency, 
especially when the power goes out.


You can find it by clicking on the picture or right here:
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Gargoyle from the Château de Blain, France
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Have a special occasion of some kind like a birthday, an 
anniversary or some other event worth celebrating coming up? 
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here. Below are some samples of the jewelry my wife makes.

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There's a lot more different items of her jewelry available on Etsy. 
Take a look at the one-of-a-kind jewelry my wife creates for women. 
See some more for yourself by clicking here:
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