Sunday, June 27, 2021

Does everything seem a little funny to you, too?

I've gotten to the point where it's almost impossible to believe anything or anybody about anything. It must be just me...  

Now, more than ever, ya gotta have a sense of humor, because everything you read, hear or see is upside down, fucked up and confusing.

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The new Windows 11 operating system should be compatible with the vast majority of PCs on the market, according to a Windows blog post published Thursday.
But if you're planning to upgrade your current PC, we recommend you make sure the updated operating system will work on your computer. Otherwise, you'll probably need to replace your PC by 2025 as Microsoft phases out Windows 10 over the next several years.
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“To honor the perseverance of Black Americans and acknowledge the progress yet to be made, we observe Juneteenth on Saturday, June 19, 2021,” begins an email that was sent to employees at the store last week. “Look out for a special menu on Saturday which will include: fried chicken, watermelon, mac n cheese, potato salad, collard greens, candied yams.” 
 
Didn't go over too big. Evidently, IKEA employees
 are not allowed to have a sense of humor...
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Michael Strahan’s ex-wife was arrested for allegedly harassing her former girlfriend in Manhattan. Jean Strahan, allegedly appeared at the Upper West Side home of Marianne Ayer around 7 p.m. Friday - even though Ayer has an order of protection requiring Strahan to stay away. Strahan, 56, was charged with criminal contempt for allegedly breaking an order of protection.
Ayer, 57, has accused Strahan of grand larceny, disorderly conduct, harassment, and forcible touching, according to TMZ, which cited court documents filed earlier this month. Ayer also alleged that Strahan threatened her with a plastic gun and 'kicked her German Shepherd'.
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Yogi Berra once said, "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." Well, neither are postage stamps. They cost 55 cents for a forever stamp, and that's the price for the Yogi Berra stamp issued Thursday by the U.S. Postal Service.
The stamp honoring the New York Yankees Hall of Famer and the man of endless philosophical musings was dedicated during a ceremony at the Yogi Berra Museum & Learning Center in Little Falls, New Jersey. The stamp is now being sold at post offices nationwide.
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Mount Susitna, also known as 'Sleeping Lady', is a 4,396-foot mountain in Alaska. It is located on the west bank of the lower Susitna River, about 33 miles northwest of Anchorage.
The mountain is a prominent landmark in the Anchorage area and can be seen across the Knik Arm of the Cook Inlet from most of the city, especially at higher elevations.
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This probably took a couple of days to plan/stage/setup/light, etc. All it is is a bunch of perfectly aligned glasses set up just to take this picture, and the guy who did this probably got paid a lot of money for it. Think about that next time you're at your job. Jeez.
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I got a shitload of questions and problems with this whole controversy. Does the guy chop his dick off? If ya wanna change sexes, that's okay, but ya can't compete in sports anymore. This guy/girl/whateverthefuckheis looks like a complete jerkoff anyway. Juss' sayin'...
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'Look what they're doing to my park, Mom'


New York Mayor Dickface deBlazio should be hung by his balls Mussolini-style for allowing this shit to happen. 
If these so-called 'revelers' weren't mostly all black and hispanic dipshits, he'd break it  up in a heartbeat.
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Thank God for the stupid shit people do in the summer. 
It makes my life complete.
 
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She must be new to the game. 
Or maybe he's gay. Tough call.
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These people really are a buncha fuckin' morons. 
Or worse yet, they think we're the morons.
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A Girl with her toad enters a pet contest, 
Venice Beach, California, 1936.
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Thank God I don't have school-age kids. My fuckin' brain 
would explode with all of this bullshit.
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The Japanese giant hornet is the world's largest and can sting you with a flesh-dissolving acid that acts as pheromone to signal other hornets to target you. Tell me THAT wouldn't freak ya the fuck out if it landed on your arm. Jeezzzzzzzzzzzz. ... 
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Eventually, most of the big cities will end up looking like stage lots for a bad John Carpenter movie. Who'll pay the taxes - keep the streets safe and the lights on - after all the good, sane people leave? This is a real problem.
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Where will our food come from in the future 
when all the farms are gone? 


Who gives a fuck? Certainly not me - I'll be dead.
Climate-controlled greenhouses can grow any kind of crop, in any kind of weather, any time of year. Each indoor acre can yield as much as ten times as much produce as an outdoor acre. This operation uses 95% less water and uses 97% less chemicals.
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Have a special occasion of some kind like a birthday, an 
anniversary or some other event worth celebrating coming up? 
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here. Below are some samples of the jewelry my wife makes.

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There's a lot more different items of her jewelry available on Etsy. 
Take a look at the one-of-a-kind jewelry my wife creates for women. 
See some more for yourself by clicking here:
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