Saturday, March 27, 2021

Call me a racist one more time. I dare ya.

 I've come to believe the people who are running around screaming 'racist' and using the words 'Jim Crow' are the true jerkoffs. Juss' sayin'... 

I'm declaring all Saturdays mornings going
 forward as 'No hard news Saturdays'.

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You need an ID to buy beer
But not to vote. 
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It's still March and my roses are blooming already.  
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The second best thing to ever come out of Newark, NJ.  

I listen to this station streaming online pretty much ever day of the week. 
If you enjoy truly great jazz programming as much as I do, you can listen live here:

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You need an ID to go to an X-rated movie.
But not to vote. 
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A tsunami evacuation pod for sale in Japan. They take their earthquakes very seriously over there I guess.
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You need an ID to get Social Security.
But not to vote. 
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I couldn't for the life of me figure out what these fuckin' people were gettin' so jacked up about. Now I get it. Fuck - no crackers and milk in line. Damn.
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You need an ID to get the vaccine.
But not to vote. 
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The man is a God walking among mortals.
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You need an ID to get a good job.
But not to vote. 
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Could you possibly believe anything this thing has to say? 
Holy fuckin' shit Batman. Yikes.
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You need an ID to buy cigarettes.
But not to vote. 
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If you're over 30, you should 
be taking a good multivitamin.  

This is the one I take religiously every day.


Find them here for yourself:
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You need an ID to collect unemployment.
But not to vote. 
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It's amazing to me how much we're willing to do in the name of our 'gods'. This is the Ammapally Ramachandra Swami Temple in India. How many millions of people are staving over there and they got shit like this all over the place. See what I'm trying to say here?
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You need an ID to get food stamps.
But not to vote. 
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During World War II, it was common for soldiers to keep family photos under clear grips on their 1911 pistols. They were called “Sweetheart Grips.”
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You need an ID to rent a house.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to get on a plane.
But not to vote. 
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This is a pisser. It's called the 'Whiskey Bottle Tombstone'. In 1863 William Mullen died at the young age of 29. His wife kept a promise she’d made often during life. She told her husband that if he drank himself to death, she would embarrass him by erecting a tombstone in the shape of a whiskey bottle. He did and she did.
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You need an ID to apply for welfare.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to cash a check.
But not to vote. 
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This crazy-looking thing is a secret Soviet-era flying machine that's set to become a tourist attraction in Dagestan, southern Russia. The Lun-class ekranoplan, dubbed the 'Caspian Sea Monster', was discovered by the USA during the Cold War and dragged onto the beach in Derbent in July 2020. 
 
The colossal piece of machinery is 301-feet and 10-inches long, with a wingspan of 123 feet, and weighs an estimated 380 tons.   
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You need an ID to rent a car.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to get married.
But not to vote. 
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Easter Bunny's coming soon kids. Did your parents buy you/give you a present on Easter like mine did? I don't know if that's an Italian thing or what, but I don't remember anyone else ever talking about it.
Also, Easter Sunday Dinner (always in the afternoon) was by far the biggest food thing we did all year. There were usually at least like 15  people there every year and enough leftovers for weeks of lunches after that meal.
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You need an ID to buy a gun.
But not to vote. 
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Do you carry a pocket knife? If, not, why not?  

This is the model knife I've carried damn near every day of my life, at least since I was around 12 years old. 
It's almost hard for me to understand guys that don't carry a pocket knife. but that's a story for another day and a coupla  beers. 


Take a look at this knife and see if it wouldn't be the perfect pocket knife 
for you also. Schrade makes really good knives and sells them 
at a very  reasonable price. 

Click on the link or the picture for more info.
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I've had a couple cats that stupid.
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You need an ID to rent a hotel room.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to buy a cell phone.
But not to vote. 
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That's a pretty ballsy ad.
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You need an ID to buy spray paint.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to buy cough medicine.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to buy a car.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to pick up a prescription.
But not to vote. 
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You need an ID to cash a check.
But not to vote. 
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Thinking about getting a nice gift or surprise 
for your wife or girlfriend for Easter?  

Take a minute and look at the jewelry my wife makes. It's not expensive 
and it will make a really nice gift for someone special to you. 

Click on the picture for information about the items above.

Click on the picture for information about this item
 
There's a large variety of items that she makes that are available on her Etsy 'storefront'. See all that she has to offer in her 'store' by clicking on this link:
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7 comments:

  1. I love the posts about what we DO need I.D.'s for. That needs to be passed around to everybody especially the Pols that we have that still give a shit.
    The screw ups finishing concrete,concrete and terrazzo runs deep in my family's history along with ornamental iron work. Thank god a couple of my uncles weren't alive to see that LOL
    . The Eastern ad, the one front center looks a heck of a lot like Ali McGraw, or is it just me

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    1. Re: Concrete finishing. This, boys and girls is why there's a deadman control on that beast.

      Re: Ballsy Ad. Anybody here flown with Eastern Airlines lately?

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    2. And you'll notice not a moolie in the bunch either

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    3. Jeezzzzz Tony. Thankfully - Nobody here knows what that means but me and you. You're determined to get me kicked offa this fuckin' website, ain'tcha...

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  2. So you don't think I'm a chump who only speaks and doesn't act. I took all of your no I.D's needed and added a couple of more and e-mailed 20+ friends one of which is and IN. state rep. This is very important to me and should be for everyone else

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