Friday, January 15, 2021

Uncle Joe's gonna send us even more money. How come nobody likes him?

 Maybe because he's a babbling old clueless jackass - could that be the reason?

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Reason # 127 why I don''t ride on buses...  
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I'm tellin' ya - this is the best newspaper in the world for very good reasons. Who else could get away with a sub-head like that?
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Who do ya think that fuckin' moron voted for?
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These morons will keep the printing presses going until our money is friggin' worthless.
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Heavily armed National Guard troops are already in place and positioned around the Capitol. They line the streets around buildings housing members' offices and the area where Joe Biden will be sworn in next Wednesday. Welcome to the new America.
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The White House exodus was in full swing ahead of the inauguration next Wednesday, with aides hauling out boxes of documents and newspaper cuttings on Thursday. Debbie Meadows, the wife of White House Chief of Staff, was spotted carrying away a taxidermied pheasant (center). Visible in some of the boxes were copies of the New York Post and Washington Post from Trump's term in office. Another box appeared to contain what looked like a souvenir baseball bat. 

Other boxes were labeled 'Visitor's Office Archives' and 'Storage.' Meanwhile, President Donald Trump (inset) remains angry and isolate, exploding at any suggestion he resign early, insiders say. Moving trucks were also spotted in DC's upscale Kalorama neighborhood, outside the townhouse of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
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Isn't she so proud of herself?


 Pelosi shows off with the signed article of impeachment against President Trump in an ridiculous ceremony before sending it to the Senate for his jacked-up trial on Capitol Hill. It's unclear when a Senate trial will start.
Hopefully a plane will fall on her head first.
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I get so confused any time I read something about when the State Legislature in NJ does something like this. Is it possible they're just fuckin' batshit crazy or is there a reason for this that makes sense to someone somewhere...
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What is a diamond cleavage -
ever hear that phrase?


 In case you were wondering, here's an example of a perfectly shaped diamond cleavage. Thank god I know shit like this...
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My wife bought this last month without telling me. At first I thought it was a waste of money - we have a microwave, so WTF we need this thing for? Well, within a few days I learned how wrong I was... 
Microwaves don't toast and this little sucker is an actual convection oven. Turns out I use it a lot more than I thought I would.

See if this isn't something you should have, too:
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A couple different kinda agenda items the President Wannabe will keep? Ya never know, but it sounds nice to some...
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Missed it by THAT much...

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An image made with the Schlieren photography technique showing the shockwaves created by two T-38s going supersonic. 
Schlieren photography is similar to the shadowgraph technique and relies on the the fact that light rays are bent whenever they encounter changes in density of a fluid. Schlieren systems are used to visualize the flow away from the surface of an object.
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That's not what we usta mean when we
 said something like that. Juss' sayin'...
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I just somehow found this picture I took about four years ago up in NJ. Can ya imagine what kinda jerkoff this guy is? 

(Asking for a friend)
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Ignore this broad at your own peril. She is absolutely batshit fuckin' crazy and VERY dangerous. Trust me on this
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I'll leave ya with this wonderful thought to ponder:


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No matter where you are, there they are. The jerkoffs and the idiots, of course...
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Nature's Aircraft . The Peregrin Falcon 
can reach diving speeds up to 240mph
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Damn - is she cute or what?
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This is a really comfortable work shoe, 
and I hate work shoes. 



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African dust storm as seen from space. It's called 'Sahara Dust' and travels all the way across the Atlantic. When I lived on St. John, every August this shit would get in there air and make it so hot and humid the only escape was in the water or in a bar. What a bummer, huh?
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2 comments:

  1. Well the girl in the checkerboard bikini top sure got my attention. WOW!
    Isn't Jersey like the toughest state in our Country to get a carry permit?? If you've bought ammo lately you've had to utter the words WTF at least once. man that stuff is on the rise

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    1. Virtually impossible to get a carry permit in Jersey

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