Just in case you've lived in a cave all of your life, I'm about to hip you to something...
These people couldn't give a flying rat's ass fuck
if you were alive or dead. Juss' sayin'.
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There may be a coupla hundred people in the world
who know what this shit means.
This is what they're calling the 'New Variant' in England. A series of tiny mutations found in many British samples of the coronavirus may help the virus spread more easily. The coronavirus variant is known as B.1.1.7.
The newspapers print shit like this so we'll all go 'Oh, that's what that fucker looks like'.
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Suicide Bunny's had enough of 2020.
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When the inmates are running the asylum, everything seems normal to everyone on the inside, but on the outside looking in, it's pretty fuckin' scary looking.
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I don't Twit. Maybe I should start.
Great face plant. Brilliant!
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The 'Arts' will always survive. It's the people that are now gonna get paid for not performing that will benefit from this nice little boondoggle ass-kiss giveaway of your money.
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back in the late 60's.
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Senile old coot televangelist Pat Robertson said he thought the election was 'over' and President-elect Joe Biden would be the next president, as he encouraged President Donald Trump to abandon up his quest to overturn the election result.
'You've had your day and it's time to move on,' Robertson said, adding that he believed Trump was living in an 'alternate reality' where the president actually believed his lies.
Unlike, of course, the 'alternate religiousness reality' this old fart lives in.
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I put this little slideshow kinda thing together to show you just how much these politician scumbags couldn't care less about you.
They argued back and forth and played political shuffleboard for the better part of 6 months while America see-sawed it's way in to what, most likely, is the beginning of a recession. I'm sure they'll give it some kind of stupid fuckin' acronym name like 'The HERPIES Act' or some nonsense, but the truth is these fuckin' morons couldn't give a fuck about me and you.
The 5,593 page legislation extends a degree of economic assistance to millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet as cases of COVID-19 are surging across the country. It includes another round of direct stimulus checks - this time for $600 per adult who are in certain income thresholds, and the same amount for children.
It provides an extension of enhanced unemployment insurance benefits for up to $300 per week and lengthens the maximum number of weeks. The package includes $25 billion in rental assistance and extends a ban on evictions that was scheduled to expire at the end of January. To address the increasing number of those with food insecurity, $13 billion was added to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.
That's part of the good part. Here's some of the special interest bullshit they argued so strongly to include in the spending bill (that's what it is, in reality, no matter what the media calls it) that has absolutely fuckin' ZERO to do with aid for struggling people:
And of course the media doesn't want to say or do anything to alarm or alert us, do they?
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These are good sweat socks and this is a really good price for them.
Why not buy yourself some comfort?
Find 'em for yourself here:
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Ya think these guys don't know EVERYTHING
that goes on around the house?
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If this broad was any phonier, she's be made
of plastic in the shape of a small cock.
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The nice Jewish kids next door - Yakoff and Jakoff - came over and made a tiny adjustment to our lawn display. Cute kids. The little bastards.
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If you grew up anywhere in North Jersey you knew
this place was the tits back in the 60's.
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This may be the Sunshine State and all that happy shit, but Florida does get a little nipply this time of year. In the mornings it can be in the low 40's for quite a while till the sun kicks in.
What I do - kinda like Sheldon on Big Bang - is wear a long-sleeve T-shirt under a short-sleeve one. That way if it does get a little toasty during the day (usually gets up to mid 70-ish), I just peel one off and I'm good for the rest of the day.
I found a good source for a good t-shirt.
You might wanna check it out for yourself. It's here:
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I can't leave you with that image
stuck in your head. Try this instead:
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The 'Swinging City' has ground to a halt yet again. London looks like a ghost town after the city was forced into strict lockdown over the 'alarming spread' of a new, highly contagious mutation of COVID-19.
Streets usually packed with tourists and Christmas shoppers are empty, while the typical fight to get a seat on a London Underground subway was replaced by a struggle to spot other commuters. Most dramatically, train stations that had been dangerously packed with people desperately trying to flee the city Saturday night before the lockdown started at midnight were almost completely deserted.
What that definition of madness again?
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This is the time of year especially when go through batteries like they're going out of style.Amazon has their own branded batteries, and they have a 10-year shelf life.
MUCH cheaper than Harbor Freight or Walmart and they come in all different sizes and packages, too.
Start here and find the ones that you need:
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No argument about Robertson being a senile old coot, but he is spot on about Trump and this election. Unless you really are sitting with an ace or two up your sleeve I'm afraid it's time to give it up DJT
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