Wednesday, November 4, 2020

No matter what, I'm probably gonna get a little buzz on tonight.

 And that's only if I can hold out that long...  

I like to think of myself as a big, tough guy,  
but the truth is I suck at day-drinking.

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Move to Florida they told me. 
She'll be waiting for me in Florida they said. 
Well, where the hell is she?
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Philadelphia stopped counting mail-in ballots last night and they all just went home and went to bed.
Only about 76,000 of the city’s mail-in ballots have been tallied so far out of some 350,000 received.
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Anybody recognize this blue-eyed beauty?
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   Five years ago you couldn't have even strung all those words together to make a sentence. Some fuckin' world we live in now, isn't it?
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These are really comfortable pants. No kidding.  
They're seriously comfortable - 
perfect for this time of year.


At under 25 bucks each, a good deal, too. See for yourself:
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Absolute fuckin' idiots running our 
institutions of 'higher learning'.
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Yup. That's her - the blue-eyed beauty.
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, despicable cunt that she is, slammed Amy Coney Barrett as an "illegitimate Supreme Court justice" during an Election Day press call, indicating that Democratic attacks on Barrett have not stopped since she was confirmed by the U.S. Senate and sworn in one week ago.
 
"The president is installing an illegitimate Supreme Court justice just one week before the election, after 60 million Americans have voted, who will dismantle the ACA and won’t say, by the way, when asked by Dianne Feinstein, do you think Medicare is constitutional? She said she really couldn't say," Pelosi said Tuesday.
 
What a wretched old seahag.
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Be a little tough gettin' up outta that bed.
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As of 6:30 Wednesday, if this holds
 Trump takes it...

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Mayor Bill de Blasio confessed his utter incompetence this week in interviews with local media, admitting he has no plan to deal with the city’s mounting fiscal nightmare, surging violent crime or anything else - except to hope for a safe vaccine and a bottomless federal bailout.
 
When asked what he planned to do about murders (up 37 percent) and shootings (up 94 percent), the mayor simply recited his usual litany of excuses: “global pandemic,” “perfect storm of negative factors,” yadda yadda. But if Joe Biden wins, “we get a major stimulus,” and “that’s going to turn things around.”
 
Huh? How will a bailout reverse the crime spike? He’s surely not going to reverse his NYPD cuts. Nor does a one-time bailout do a thing about the existential challenge to the city’s business model: Even with a vaccine, lots of folks no longer see New York as safe. A real mayor would start dealing with such problems on his own.
 
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In case you were wondering, this is this 
and nothing more...

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I had a dog that stupid once...
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This is a really comfortable work shoe, 
and I hate work shoes. 
I just can't wear sneakers all the time - 
especially when I'm up on a roof.


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The planes that won the war in the Pacific.
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Jughead a hippy? That don't square, man...
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Well thank god for that - at least now 
we have something to look forward too, right?
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Did you not know of my profound 
love of 'America's Game'?
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Pollsters have proved wrong yet again after they showed Joe Biden leading by an average of ten points nationally in by smaller margins in swing states - a lead which evaporated on the night. Among the most inaccurate were an ABC-Washington Post poll that gave Biden a 17-point lead in Wisconsin, a state where he is now tied with Trump with 49.3 per cent of the vote to 49 per cent. A Quinnipac poll gave Biden a five point lead over Trump in Florida and four point lead in Ohio. In the end, Trump won both - by three and eight points, respectively. 
 
As happened in 2016, Donald Trump appeared to have been helped by 'shy' voters who turned out on election day but were not willing to admit who they were voting for ahead of time, perhaps fearing the repercussions - OR maybe just nobody fuckin' asked 'em. Duh...
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What's not to like in that picture?
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Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and methamphetamine and to legalize therapeutic use of psilocybin mushrooms on Tuesday. 
 
Voters in New Jersey and Arizona also decided on Tuesday to legalize marijuana, becoming the 32nd and 33rd states in the highly relaxing club.
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I love new geeky kinda stuff like this. I do.


Buy one and throw it in the glovebox just for the fuck of it. 
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I'm gonna finally be able to say that I paid off my college loans. A guy called me yesterday and said that I was qualified to have all of my student debt paid off. All I had to do was give him all of bank information and my passwords and he'd take care of the rest. I'm psyched, bro...
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I think I'll leave ya with this today:


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Wrap your head around the fact that almost half the people in this country that voted - voted for Biden. 
 
Think about THAT for a minute or two.
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Joe Biden made yet another frightening,  embarrassing gaffe during his final pit stop in Philadelphia on election day when he introduced his granddaughter Finnegan (circled on right behind Biden in the face mask with 'vote' emblazoned across it) as his late son Beau Biden (inset) to a crowd of supporters. 
 
'This is my son, Beau Biden who a lot of you helped elect to the Senate in Delaware,' he said as he put his arm around Finnegan. He then continued with the slip-up when he corrected himself only to call her by her cousin Natalie's name and say she is Beau's daughter. Finnegan is Biden's son Hunter's daughter. Natalie was stood close by (circled on left wearing a beige jumper reading 'Give me love' and a 'Biden Harris' face mask). Biden then corrected himself again saying 'wrong one' before putting his arm around Natalie and finally introducing her correctly as Beau's daughter. Biden was on his second stop on a tour of two cities in crucial swing state Pennsylvania Tuesday. 
 
He first headed to Scranton where he visited his childhood home and wrote a message on the wall reading: 'From this house to the White House with the grace of God.' 


Think about it. Over 70 million fuckin' people voted for this senile old fuck outta nuthin' more then shear, absolute fuckin' hatred of Donald Trump. THAT is truly scary, my friends.
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A little Stan Getz never hurt nobody. This is one of my all-time favorite song collections.


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Whenever ya feel like ya mighta done something really fuckin' stupid, remember this: Mike Bloomberg just pissed away $ 100,000,000.00 trying to get Joe Biden elected in Florida.
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Rocky Colavito (Hall of Fame Cleveland Indian) teaching the Sisters of St. Joseph how to handle the kids at Our Lady Good Counsel - my grade school...
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Nuthin' more than a buncha attention-grubbing primadonna jerkoffs. Why would anyone even give a fuck if they were alive or dead? Seriously - fuck all of 'em... Juss' sayin'.
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2 comments:

  1. I would've never guessed Elvira in a million years
    The girl holding the bat, hands down ass of the year award, well at least until you find and post another
    Rocky Colavito, one of my few baseball idols that didn't play for the Yankees. Plus with a name like that he could've been a middleweight boxer!
    On the election, sorry not quite as upbeat as you. I hope I'm wrong sir, I really do. And fuck Philadelphia too!!! Probably top one or two armpits of this country

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  2. Knew Elvira.

    And Trump says he'll fight. That's why I voted for him 4 years ago.

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Archie really didn't say that, did he?

Do a google search on it for the original...