Sunday, November 29, 2020

Finally - a day off.

 There are couches that need inspecting today... 

and I'm just the guy for that job. 

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The Canal Grande in Venice is known as "The most beautiful street in the world" for good reason I guess. But try playing stickball between the manhole covers...
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Why would anyone wanna live in LA? 
Fuck that city and everything that goes on there...
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Never knew about the NJ connection with the Golden Gate Bridge. Trenton WAS a great city once...
 
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Sad but true, right?
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You guys all know I love finding 
new geeky kinda stuff like this.


Buy one and throw it in the glovebox 
just for the fuck of it.
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The caption says it all as far as I'm concerned. The Michelin-starred chef is launching 'Gordon Ramsay Burger' inside Harrods department store in London on Dec. 4, and it’s already catching shit for its way-expensive Wagyu burger. The burger doesn’t even come with fries, which must be ordered separately.
 
The ridiculously pricey dish includes a beef patty, seared Wagyu sirloin, truffle Pecorino cheese, mayonnaise and fresh black truffle. Harrods described Ramsay’s new restaurant as “A taste of America, without the trans-Atlantic trip,” and dubbed the burgers as “not your average quarter-pounder.”
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Mysterious Southern Utah Monolith 
Mysteriously Disappears

Pretty slow news day out west I'm thinkin'...
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Congress is still stalled on any kind of 'stimulus' talks and time is running out as millions face a ‘benefits cliff’, but they couldn't give a fuck about you if they knew how to do it.
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If I was to ever put together a list of the sexiest women ever 
in the history of ever, she'd most certainly be in the top 20, 
if not the top ten or five. Juss' sayin'...
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Police are warning Seattle-area homeowners about a group that is knocking on the doors of pricey waterfront properties claiming to be their rightful owners - and in one case, told a woman she was being evicted.
 
The individuals identify themselves as 'Moorish Sovereign Citizens'. The group believes they are independent from any government interference and own all the land between Alaska and Argentina, according to Edmonds police Sgt. Josh McClure. “They have basically come to say that they’re from this particular group and they’re there to repossess the home and want the people to vacate the premises,” McClure said. In recent weeks, the group has been targeting homes that were put up for sale in Snohomish County, just outside Seattle, but have run similar scams in other parts of the country.
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This is another great sale price if you're looking 
for a laptop for someone for Christmas...


You can find more info on it here:
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Is this a surprise to anyone - really? Ya tell people to stay home and avoid crowds and all that other bullshit, and then yer bummed when Macy's or somebody declares bankruptcy and lays off a million people. WTF - seriously, didn't anyone study physics in high school? Newton told us that 'every action has an equal and opposite action.' 
 
Don't pay any attention to that simple principle 
ya fuckin' jackasses...
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I still find it incomprehensible that so many people are so hateful that they'd vote for a numb-nuts fuckin' doddering old moron like Joe Biden just out of pure, blind hatred of Donald Trump.  

The amazing thing is, most can't even articulate why they hate the guy as much as they say they do.
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Okay - I'm gonna ask these questions one more time: 
Where do you get a job like this? 
Who comes up with the idea to create these kind of ridiculous 'studies' and how much money can I make if I start doing them myself? 
Fer instance, I'd like to do a study on the long-term effects of beer and cigarettes on Scottish farmer's daughters. It'd be a ten year study, and I'd conduct in the the Caribbean just for the fuck of it. Sounds reasonable, right?
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He was porn star and didn’t even know it?
 
A New York man who likes anonymous, online-only sex claims scammers hacked his computer and demanded cash after one amorous 2015 episode of internet intercourse (whatever the fuck that might be), then plastered hot and heavy videos of him on Pornhub, iPornTV and XVideos without his knowledge. 

The man didn’t find out he was a sexy screen star until August, he claims in an $11 million Brooklyn Federal Court lawsuit, which identifies him only by the pseudonym “Victor Voe.” His “private images and videos likely have been accessed by millions of users of these websites” before the victim was able to get them taken down, he said in the litigation filed against his unknown, unnamed tormentors. 

At the time, the man claims he worked “in a position of trust whereby the revelation of compromising videos and images of a sexual nature would be damaging to his employment and professional status.”
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Take the pain out of gift shopping:
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There is a bit of pushback starting to happen, 
and I'm happy to see it. It's about time...
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Ya gotta love them do-gooders...  
Time's Up charities set up by celebrities as part of  the 'Me Too' movement spent $1.4m on salaries, $157k on conferences at luxury resorts and and just $312k helping victims of sexual harassment


Tax filings reveal that the 'Times' Up' organization raised $3,670,219 in 2018 - its first year of operation - but spent $1,407,032 on salaries and just $312,001 on helping victims. CEO Lisa Borders pulled in $342,308 for her salary, and Chief Marketing Officer Rachel Terrace drew a salary of $295,000. Documents reveal the organization spent more than $157,000 on a luxury retreat, while almost $1m was spend on legal costs and $288,000 on advertising. 
 
A Legal Defense Fund, which claims to have helped '3,000 women' during the first six months of 2018, cost $1,747,635. But most of the defense fund money came from grants that had been made to the Women's Law Center, and just $132,575 came from the Time's Up Foundation, while Time's Up Now, the lobbying end of the charity, handed over $179,426. 
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I'll leave ya 'till later with an image I hope 
gets stuck in yer head all day...


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Did any of you cough up the 
50 bucks to watch this silliness?
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If it ain't just somethin' in the water, then I really have no idea why those people out there are as fucked in the head as they are.
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This sale is over
this was one helluva tablet for under 80 bucks!




Get in on this deal - don't miss out. Check it out here:
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In case you mighta forgot what a fuckin' scumbag this broad is, take a look at that smug fuckin' piece of shit. I bring this image to you again as a public service.
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My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere!

(A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Ya follow?)




Thanks to all of you readers and friends that have been ordering items from her for Christmas presents. 
You guys are great and I really appreciate what you're doing for her. 

Wanna see some for yourself? Click here:
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