Tuesday, July 21, 2020

The world is running out of stupid

It has to be running out. 

There's no way you can use up this much stupid and still keep a stockpile... 

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Ya see how fucked up this is? 

This is the way NPR - that beacon of truth, purity
and fairness - reports on this story:


I didn't know their last name was 'White' - did you?

The white husband and wife who menaced Black Lives Matter protesters by brandishing guns as the demonstrators marched through the couple's wealthy St. Louis community are facing felony charges.

Circuit Attorney Kimberly Gardner announced her office filed charges against Mark and Patricia McCloskey on Monday for unlawful use of a weapon. It is a class E felony.

"It is illegal to wave weapons in a threatening manner at those participating in nonviolent protest, and while we are fortunate this situation did not escalate into deadly force, this type of conduct is unacceptable in St. Louis," Gardner said in a statement.


So I guess you can no longer protect yourself and your home.
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I guess it's just a matter of time before
 this is deemed to be illegal also.

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It's good to know that Joe's making all of his decisions based solely on who's best for the job, right? I mean, isn't it a good thing? Sorta?
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I told y'all that this is the first time I'll be voting.

 I now understand why this is SO fucking important. 


This chucklehead came withing a couple thousand votes of being elected Governor of Florida in the last election. Had that happened, there's be no place left to run - or hide...
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It breaks down Uric Acid in your system
 It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a fucking god-send. Believe me. 

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This just in from the 'YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUCKIN' STUPID WE REALLY ARE?" Department:


Greta Thunberg has been awarded a Portuguese rights award and promptly pledged the €1m ($1.15m) prize to groups working to protect the environment and halt climate change. “That is more money than I can begin to imagine, but all the prize money will be donated, through my foundation, to different organisations and projects who are working to help people on the front line, affected by the climate crisis and ecological crisis,” the Swedish teenager said in a video posted online on Monday.

She was awarded the Gulbenkian prize for humanity for the way she “has been able to mobilise younger generations for the cause of climate change and her tenacious struggle to alter a status quo that persists”, Jorge Sampaio, chair of the prize jury, said earlier.
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Yes. I did look like that at one time in my life. Many, MANY moons ago.
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Dr. Anthony Fauci to throw out Yankees - 
Nationals 1st pitch on Opening Day


Fauci, the nation’s foremost expert on infectious diseases and its coronavirus guru, grew up a Yankees fan but has switched his allegiance to the Nationals in recent years.

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So lemme ask yuz a question...


 If ya tried, could you possibly come up with two more worthless motherfuckers in the world? And their filthy friggin' rich, and in the news like every friggin' day. It makes my brain hurt.
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You know I fuckin' HATE politics, but things are just too nuts for me anymore. Anyway, I bought two of these and I wear one every where I go now. 

Get one for yourself here:
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This whole 'adoration of the rich and famous' is nothing new. 
People've been doing it forever. Small minds I reckons.
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Have you given any thought at all to This world-wide shutdown will eventually effect air travel? It's almost impossible to  believe that any of the carriers will be able to survive this thing.

The union representing pilots at Delta Air Lines said Monday that 2,235 pilots volunteered for an early departure package ahead of a Sunday deadline. News of the buyouts comes amid the crushing blow the coronavirus has dealt to the air travel industry in the US and beyond.

In May, Delta and the Air Line Pilots Association said they were working to avoid furloughs of roughly 2,300 pilots. On Friday, Delta told pilots it would avoid furloughs if they agreed to reduced guaranteed minimum pay. As of Friday, more than 1,700 pilots had volunteered, Delta said.
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Florida man on bicycle injured 
in crash with iguana


MONROE COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man was injured in a bicycle crash with an iguana. Don’t worry — the injuries weren’t life-threatening, at least for the 62-year-old bicyclist, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said on Facebook. The man was riding on a path July 10 in Marathon, in the Keys, when the iguana darted in front of him, he told officers.

Keys residents are in a “constant battle” with the lizards, said Adam Linhardt, spokesman for the sheriff. “They’re just everywhere. Cars hit them a lot on the highway.” They can grow up to 5 feet long and have been known to fall from trees in cool weather. This one got stuck between the front tire and the wheel fork. It caused the front tire to lock up, and the rider tumbled over the handlebars and onto the asphalt, the sheriff’s office said.

The bicyclist was taken to Fishermen’s Hospital and given stitches to his head. He also had scrapes on his arms and a leg. “The condition of the iguana did not appear as stable,” the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said, later confirming that it had died.
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I'm not gonna add anything to this. Why bother - in today's environment with today's leaders, this kinda shit has an inevitability to it that speaks for itself.
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And that's another thing that's missing in today's world - situational awareness. It's like everybody's friggin' braindead or something, isn't it? Or is it just me?
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Didn't see that on last night's news. Did you?
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Here's a different long- and handgun
cleaning kit that's a great deal.


You'll find it here:
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I really do miss my ole' 'Spunky the wonder Jeep'. Great little knock-around car. Sold it to a guy (a kid really) who didn't even make it back to his house. He got t-boned at a green light and totaled the thing. Thankfully he'd paid me in cash. Oh, and he didn't get hurt but the Suzuki was trashed. Bummer that...
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Believe it or not, that's the only nickname I've ever had.
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I'll leave ya with a feel-good story:

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 My wife makes these beautiful, one of a kind jewelry pieces. Every one is hand-made using very fine materials, yet they're very reasonably priced.  
 Isn't there someone you know who'd 
 like something very special?




Her jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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4 comments:

  1. Dear Moms of Portland:

    We'll leave your kids alone if you make them behave.

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  2. Didn't Einstein suspect that stupidity had an infinite supply?

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