Where have all the comedians gone?
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And for that matter - why is everyone so friggin' serious these days...
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Couldn't we just do this to 10 or 15 people every day
until everybody lightens the fuck up just a little?
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The Yankees - and at least three other teams - are in lockdown as the coronavirus threatens more games.
Instead of preparing for Monday night’s game against the Phillies by undergoing saliva tests for COVID-19, attending meetings and watching video of their at-bats at the team hotel, the Yankees spent the day locked down waiting to see how the same tests taken by the Phillies earlier in the day turned out.
My call on this? I got ten bucks says by Sunday the whole season will be cancelled. It's a bullshit exercise anyway.
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More 'free' money coming from Sammy?
Sure looks like it.
Adults earning up to $75,000 get the full $1,200, but adults earning more would get smaller amounts. People who earn over $99,000 again would go empty-handed.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Monday unveiled the Republican HEALS act to address the coronavirus pandemic — including another round of $1,200 stimulus checks. McConnell said the bill, expected to cost about $1 trillion, gives a liability shield to businesses and funds to schools. It caps at 70 percent of pre-pandemic pay a federal unemployment insurance supplement that lapsed last week.
HEALS is an acronym for health, economic assistance, liability and schools, McConnell said. He dismissed a rival Democratic proposal as a “multi-trillion-dollar socialist manifesto.” The stimulus checks will this time include extra cash for people with adult dependents, McConnell said. Bill text released by the Senate Finance Committee indicates every dependent — adult or child — qualifies for a $500 payment.
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Fake ad asks for attendees at 'anti-white' rally at Sturgis?
Seriously - like somebody'd wanna fuck with that many bikers.
A Craigslist ad asks for attendees at 'anti-white' rally in South Dakota. A version of the claim posted to Facebook by several users, including by Peggy Hubbard, a former Republican U.S. Senate candidate in Illinois on June 30, includes a screenshot of an alleged Craigslist ad about an "anti-white" rally in "Stirgis." The incorrect spelling of Sturgis, S.D., on the screenshot is circled in red.
"Calling all organizers and BLM attendees," the ad starts, referring to Black Lives Matter. The 80th rally is scheduled for Aug. 7-16. The event dates listed on the ad match the one posted on the official website for the rally.
The ad refers to the rally as the "Stirgis Racist Motorcycle Event" and says it "needs to be dealt with." "We must show a strong force against this greasy racist group who may seem tough but they are not," the ad states. The ad also advises to not incite violent action, though attendants should protect themselves by "whatever means is accessible."
These BLM and Antifa people may be stupid,
but I gotta believe ain't nobody THAT fuckin' stupid.
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Find it here:
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Yeah - she was hot, that Penny.
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But Bernadette was - and is - much hotter.
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'Buitoni sono buone' on the billboard...
I wonder what ever happened to this brand?
When I was a kid we usta have this for dinner at least once a month. Ya don't even see it in the stores any more. For that matter, what ever happened to Wednesday night being 'Prince Spaghetti night'?
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This just in from the 'OF COURSE THEY'RE ALL
FUCKIN' IDIOTS' Department:
New Jersey governor condemns house party
at a packed Airbnb with over 700 guests
A house party in New Jersey was so packed with partygoers openly flouting the state's Covid-19 crowd guidelines this weekend that it took police officers over 5 hours to break it up.
The bust occurred on Sunday at around 8:30 p.m., when police officers arrived at a house in Jackson, NJ that was being rented out through Airbnb (at $375.00 a night), according to a statement by Captain Steven Laskiewicz of the Jackson Police Department. Still, the party continued to grow, with the crowd surging to an estimated 700 people with well over 100 vehicles parked in the area, according to the statement.
It took police until 1 a.m. to fully clearly the residence. The homeowner - Yaakov Weiss - and two party organizers were each issued summons.
Shocked? Yeah - me neither...
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This is a pop-up ad that I saw yesterday afternoon.
Is there a bigger jerkoff in the whole fuckin' world then this guy? I'm a curious - how and why do scumbags like him have any credibility of any kind?
Who makes the decision that this guy should be on TV - it's gotta be someone who's at least as big a jerkoff as he is, right?
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Very subtle. Well played indeed...
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in the last coupla months?
Be subtle and tread softly of course,
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Wave-shaped clouds over Kansas.
I think that'd scare the livin' fuck outta me, like it was an 'end of days' kinda thing. Pretty wild, huh?
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I wonder why they stopped making them like they usta. Those dinners were actually pretty fuckin' good eatin'.
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It's craziness. Nothing less. The whole world's going down the shitter and it's almost as if nobody in power gives a fuck. How did we get here?
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I honestly get jacked up about this stuff. The idea of breaking away from earthly boundaries fascinates the fuck outta me. You too?
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The Ellen DeGeneres Show is 'under investigation' following claims that its set is 'dominated by fear'
Seriously - you don't find this just fuckin' hilarious?
Ellen DeGeneres‘s talk show is reportedly being investigated after numerous claims of issues on set by staff members. An internal investigation is said to have been launched by the show’s distributor, Warner Bros Television following reports from staffers of bad 'treatment' while working on the show.
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This is for all of those millionaire
kneeling jerkoffs that we see on TV.
Normandy, France, 1944. D-Day plus 1.
THIS IS WHY WE STAND
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A rainy Christmas-week day at
Washington Square Park in lower Manhattan.
This is one of my favorite places in the entire world.
I cannot imagine what these fuckin' scumbags have done to it over the last coupla months. NYC is a fuckin' catastrophe now according to a coupla buddies who live up there. What a shame. This guys deBlazio is completely fucked up.
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At $ 149.00 for the 20 volt set, this is one helluva deal.
Even Nemo would have to agree.
See it for yourself here:
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I hope this kid took 'em for a hundred mil.
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Is it the end for Black Friday? Target joins Walmart in closing its stores on Thanksgiving Day, which usually kicks off annual sales, because 'this isn't a year for crowds'
The pussification of America rages onward.
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I'll leave ya with this:
Nice little butt-grab move there.
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And this just in from the 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ANOTHER
SHAMELESS PLUG' Department:
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Isn't there someone you know who'd
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Want a joke ?? Ok---Two high school boys were watching a cheer leader walk by, and one says "Man I'd sure like
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