If no news is good news, what could this be?

Numbers don't lie? Think again... 



Is Florida’s positivity rate accurate? Several organizations that perform tests for the coronavirus show a 100% positivity rate, including many Southwest Florida hospital systems.

The state says it’s working with the labs to make sure they are reported correctly, but the hospitals say they are submitting it right to begin with. So where’s the mistake?

Concern sparked Tuesday because Florida Department of Health shows multiple labs in the state with a 100% positive testing rate. That would mean every single person tested received a positive result.

Numbers DON'T lie. People do. For whatever the fuck reason.
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Staying with the whole 'numbers don't lie' thing, 
there's this:


This is a fragment from the ‘Murchison Meteorite’ that landed in Victoria, Australia in 1969. It has been dated at nearly 4.95 billion years old – nearly 500 million years older than the age of the Earth.

How can they date something beyond life itself? What reference do you have before existence? Ahhh - still pretty cool stuff this...
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Hey Phil - how ya gonna enforce this?


I think they they think that we think that they're not fuckin' idiots. They think wrong.
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I know you know about 'Florida Man'. 
Maybe you should meet 'Portland Guy'

Oregon man driving stolen vehicle crashes into woman driving stolen car 


NEWBERG, Ore. - A car crash Sunday resulted in both drivers being arrested after police in Oregon discovered they were both driving stolen vehicles.

Cops chased Randy Lee Cooper, 27, in a stolen Land Cruiser before he careened into a Buick Regal as he was attempting to elude officers. In the process, police discovered that the driver of the Buick, 25-year-old Kristin Nicole Begue, was under the influence of intoxicants and her vehicle had also been reported stolen three weeks prior, according to a police press release. She was also arrested and charged with driving under the influence and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
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Yup - they usta gave away free music. Of course, it was the Jacksons so it was worthless, but none the less...
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In-Ground Garden Landscape Lighting for the Yard or Walkway (Warm White)
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Boy that ain't too far from the truth.
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In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at RobinsonHigh School in Little Rock, Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks in her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. 'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'

She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'
They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said.
'Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. Kids called their parents to tell them what was happening and by early afternoon television news crews had started gathering at the school to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom. Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he or she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you.'

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it. Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniform, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.

Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. They went halfway around the world, giving up their education and interrupting their careers and families so you could have the freedom you have. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it.'

This is a true story. She was awarded the Veterans of Foreign Wars Teacher of the Year for the State of Arkansas in 2006. She is the daughter of a WWII POW.
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Ever seen where Joe Biden lives?
 Nice little pad.


Joe Biden brags that he released 21 years of tax returns while in office. How come no one ever asks him how, years ago, he ever afforded to buy this massive estate  from the Dupont's while he was on a government salary for 50 years?

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'70 Olds 442 convertible. That is one helluva cool car.
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This sucks. I've already had to cancel two different planned trips 
this year to visit my brother in Belfast.
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When I was a kid, kids were different. 
  
We knew how to make our own fun without having our faces glued to some idiot-box gadget. We even played with real guns instead of video games and didn't turn into mass murderers. 

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Little pissin' contest between the cops and firemen there ya think?
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These have all the power you could need, they charge really fast and hold a charge longer then any other drill I've ever owned.



Available here a helluva lot cheaper than HD or Lowes:
DEWALT XTREME 12V MAX Cordless Drill Combo Kit
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Another professional politician who can't stop needing his 'power fix'. Go the fuck home, Chris.
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Because. We're idiots. That's why.
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This is a helluva long gun and pistol case all in one. Find it here:
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More Chris Shapan magic.
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This is so accurate...
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JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT YOUR CITY OR STATE WAS FUCKED UP, I GIVE YOU - PHILTHADELPHILESS, PENNSYLTUCKEY:


Until Fuckin' February. 
FEBRUARY of next year. Good God.
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I'm thinking the photog stuck the newspaper there for effect.
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Four bucks extra for the color model.
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Sometimes it takes a while to get to the beach or the lake. 
Ya gotta make sure the beer is cold when ya get there.




This hard-sided cooler will get ya there. 
Comes in a coupla different colors, too.
Find it here:
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 If you're trying to figure something out for yourself and you just can't get it worked out, there's an easy solution.

Make some shit up about whatever it is you're trying to find out and post it on Facebook. Some asshole will correct you almost immediately.
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Have ya seen any part of it yet? I keep looking but can't find any details.
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I'll leave ya today with this heartfelt, charming little image...


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Lotsa great stuff here - right click it to open in a new tab:

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4 comments:

  1. RE: the DeWalt Combo pack Drill Driver: As usual, you're misinformed. I bought this exact same combo from HD three years ago for $150.00 ON SALE. I did have to wait and watch the price for a few weeks, but I got it for a lot less than The Beast's price.

    BTW, did you know that your vaunted buddy at Folio Olio is a rampant anti-Trumpster? No wonder you think he's such a great guy. He's as brain dead, politically, as you are.

    Nemo

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    1. A: That was three years ago pal. Don't you think I check this shit out before I post it?

      B: If you don't like Ralph's anti-Trump status honestly nobody really gives a fuck what you think of his work There's a lot more other good shit there if ya look.

      C: Dissin' the host here is not a good way to gain anyone's respect. Chill or don't bother. It's your choice. You do know I have the ability to block you from here, don't you? I wouldn't do it though because that's the kind of guy I AM. Even when you may be wrong I still value my readers opinions and comments... and their opinions.

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  2. So the Pennsyltucky Governor has issued is decree.

    Fine. Now let him enforce it.

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    1. Crazy is as crazy does. The Eagles announced today they'll play in empty stadiums.

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