It's like Groucho said: "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member"
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For the record, they DO fly.
Not only DO THEY FLY, but have been for quite a while... The first flight of a pig took place at Leysdown, Kent, England. Lord Brabazon of Tara took the pig for a flight of about 3.7 miles from Shellbeach airfield on the Isle of Sheppey in 1909.
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Trump and Biden teams come to agreement on terms of Debates.
University of Michigan Withdraws From Hosting Trump-Biden Debate. The decision comes amid concerns about holding a large gathering during the coronavirus pandemic. The debate, scheduled for Oct. 15, will instead be held in Miami.
I'll be voting for the other guy probably.
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Don't know what the question is, but the answer's a most definite yes.
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Frightening on so many levels.
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MLBPA, owners clear final hurdles;
players set to report to camps July 1st.
players set to report to camps July 1st.
At least we'll have some - it's better than nothing.
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you'll ever use. Period.
you'll ever use. Period.
You can get it in a 2-pack for more savings
and give one to a friend.
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To me there is no better food on the planet than what you'll get
in an old greasy spoon diner.
in an old greasy spoon diner.
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The three family members found dead in the backyard pool of their recently purchased New Jersey home drowned, local officials said Tuesday.
Authorities had been investigating if Bharat Patel, 62, his 33-year old daughter-in-law, Nisha Patel, and her 8-year-old daughter had been electrocuted in the above-ground pool in East Brunswick, but ruled that out Tuesday afternoon.
Nah - no monkey business there. How the fuck do 3 people - all different ages - all die at the same time from drowning? In an above ground pool?
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This is what Al Jazeera thinks of you:
That is, of course, if you're a Trump supporter. If yer a Joe B kinda guy, then you'd probably agree with the sentiment put forth there. There's no need to quote from the editorial - the headline says all ya need to hear from those jugheads.
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The headline screams this:
Record high of new coronavirus cases reported in California: More than 6,000 in a day!
The story starts out like this:
California shattered a daily record for new coronavirus cases with more than 6,000 infections reported Monday — the largest single-day count in the state since the pandemic hit the U.S.
They sure do love their fuckin' numbers, don't they?
OH MY FUCKIN' GOD! SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE
TESTED POSITIVE!
That's in a state with a population of 39.96 million people.
Damn near fourty million people.
Damn near fourty million people.
Allow me to do the math for you. The percentage of the entire state's population that tested positive for the virus? Here ya go:
And you wonder why everybody's so freaked the fuck out. The media makes this thing out to be such a bigger fuckin' deal than it really is. Why is it so important to freak people out? What could they possibly gain from this kinda misleading bullshit?
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In 2001 the kitchen of one of the world’s most famous TV chefs was removed from it’s seat in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and was reinstalled at the Smithsonian Institution’s National Museum of American History Kenneth E. Behring Center located in Washington, D.C. The move marked the end of an era and brought the intimacies of Julia Child’s daily life to the public.
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Joe Biden breezed to victory in New York’s Democratic presidential primary on Tuesday, a symbolic feat for the presumptive nominee that adds to his momentum ahead of the party’s nominating convention this summer.
Biden, who’s the only candidate left in the Democratic race, was crowned the winner almost immediately after polls closed in the Empire State at 9 p.m., with early results showing him trouncing Bernie Sanders by more than 40% of the vote.
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It’s the No. 2 job at the company.
Like snowflakes, no two buttholes are the same.
Find the TUSHY that’s perfect for you
and your clean butt needs.
Find the TUSHY that’s perfect for you
and your clean butt needs.
A New York-based bidet brand - TUSHY - is offering to pay someone $10,000 to study their pooping habits over the summer. The official “doodies” of Tushy’s “VP of Fecal Matters” will be to document their diet and bowel movements daily for three months and describe their experiences on the brand’s social media accounts.
“All you have to do is poop everyday for three months and record what you’re doing,” Tushy founder Miki Agrawal said. This will also include noting differences between using regular old toilet paper and the company’s butt-cleaning products, which will be provided.
With millions of people out of a job due to the coronavirus pandemic, Agrawal said she wanted to offer a gig than anyone can do, since, “anybody can poop.”
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Buy yourself a new weekender bag and leave the house as soon as you get it.
You deserve a road trip - seriously.
You deserve a road trip - seriously.
Man - I am chompin' at the fuckin' bit to get outta the house and do a road trip - of ANY kind - anywhere. Just to get the fuck out and have drinks in a different bar maybe.
This bag is a great deal - wanna see it for yourself?
Click on the description here:
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Jimi Hendrix in the kitchen of his London 'flat' in 1967, he rented this little apartment from Ringo Starr.
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One step farther down the road towards the absolute pussification of the country. To whom did he apologize and why? At the time he did it it was considered good TV. What the fuck changed that now it's deemed 'apologizable'? Go fuck yourselves collectively whoever you fuckin' pussies are. Jeez.
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Mike Rowe takes ‘Dirty Jobs’ back on the road
in return to the Discovery Channel.
in return to the Discovery Channel.
This guy is a pretty stand-up guy. Very likable.
“Dirty Jobs” is back on Discovery Channel. Mike Rowe, who hosted the trailblazing series (2003-2012) in which he took a deep (often grimey) dive into everyday occupations, has reunited his old crew for “Dirty Jobs: Rowe’d Trip,” premiering July 7 at 9 p.m. on Discovery. In the four-part series, Rowe and company drive around in an RV — reminiscing about the series, revisiting classic episodes and reconnecting with memorable “Dirty Jobs” participants.
And there’s a twist: the series was filmed amidst the pandemic. “We shot it two weeks ago, which was tricky,” Rowe, 58, tells The Post. “I’ve done a lot of Zoom TV over the last four months … but ‘Dirty Jobs’ can’t be a Zoom show. The plan was to go out into the field and pick up where we left off, but COVID made that impossible.
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Putin, safe behind Kremlin walls, declares victory
over COVID-19 with huge military parade
over COVID-19 with huge military parade
Russian President Vladimir Putin, who reportedly was frightened of the coronavirus and hid behind the Kremlin walls, emerges to declare victory.
In a triumphant address on the eve of the parade, Putin congratulated the nation on "the dignity with which you, the citizens of Russia, have passed through the most dangerous phase of the epidemic." "We are driving the virus back," he declared, but he also warned that the pandemic isn't over.
"We are still in for a rough ride. We have yet to nip it in the bud. But the end is in sight. We can soon return to normal life," he said. "And I hope that together we can solve any problem that arises in the future. We have already demonstrated we can do that."
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Action Comics #4. A pistol cigarette case for only 25cents. Just what every kid needs!
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Are there actually people out there that really believe this kinda fuckin' insanity? WTF kinda world do we live in...
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Musta been a chilly day that day.
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This is what can be done when yer not a fuckin' pussy Mayor.
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So how many of us are truly 'grappling with the country's history of racism'? Anybody else but the jerkoff who wrote the article?
Of course this was in the NY Times. Hmmmmm...
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Melania Trump has blasted a comedian for making 'inappropriate and insensitive comments' about her son after he tweeted that he hopes 'Barron gets to spend today with whoever his dad is'. John Henson, who brings his comedy to ABC's 'Wipeout,' E!'s 'Talk Soup' and hosts Food Network's 'Halloween Baking Championship,' made the remarks as President Donald Trump's children four other children from two prior marriages wished him a happy Father's Day via social media.
The First Lady responded to the stand-up comedian's Twitter post on Tuesday via her spokesperson. 'Sadly we continue to see inappropriate and insensitive comments about (President Donald Trump's) son,' her spokesman Stephanie Grisham said. In a rare response, Mrs Trump added via Grisham: 'As with every other administration, a minor child should be off-limits and allowed to grow up with no judgment or hate from strangers and the media.'
The last time Melania felt her 14-year-old boy was being publicly attacked was in December when law professor Pamela Karlan made a joke while testifying during the House impeachment hearings.
From DailyMail.com
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It wasn't a 'noose' you fucking assholes. Jeez.
Bubba Wallace insists the 'door pull rope' found in his NASCAR garage was a 'straight-up noose' after the FBI finds no evidence of a hate crime and says it had been there since October. Morons. Jeez.
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This appears to be a very popular item these days. With all the stupid shit going on all over the place it makes perfect sense.
Better safe than sorry never made better sense.
There are a couple different sizes and strengths available
but you can find this one here:
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One of the most pathetic TV shows ever made, yet it gets millions of viewers. Those kinda facts make my head hurt.
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And while we're on the subject of disposable...
Can someone PLEASE explain to me WTF is considered attractive IN ANY WAY about this women? I just don't get it. At all.
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Aye laddie, the only thing obout the Kim that I find slightly attractive
ReplyDeletewould be her bank account.
Even that I'd pass on knowin' where she's been...
DeleteBeen coming to your site for some time now and I have a suggestion: allow comments under each item; by the time I get to the current comment section this old guy has forgotten what he wanted to say. And thanks for the tip about Red Cherry Extract. Seems to be working.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the feedback Paulie but the format that Blogger gives us to work with is somewhat limited. I may be wrong, but I think in order to do that each item would have to be an individual post.
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