Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Where's the beef?

Wherever it is, it's not at 
Wendy's these days... 


Nope - yer lyin' to us.


The company that made "Where's the beef?" famous is being asked that very question by thousands of customers as a beef shortage has dozens of Wendy's stores in Illinois and hundreds nationwide out of burgers.

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You do realize, of course, that like ten weeks into all of this fuckin' COVID bullshit, we have not heard one single fucking iota of a word about the virus in Russia.  


Guess it just didn't go there, huh?
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The shrine of shrines. 
We really need to get back to this and 
regain our sense of self, don'tcha think?
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Texas salon owner Shelley Luther was sentenced to seven days in jail on Tuesday for refusing to shut down her business in accordance with stay-at-home orders. 

Luther reopened her Dallas business Salon a La Mode on April 24 and repeatedly ignored court orders to close up shop. On Tuesday Dallas County Judge Eric Moyé found Luther in criminal and civil contempt of court and ordered her to pay $7,000 to the court. 

He offered to commute her sentence if she apologized for 'being seflish', but Luther refused to admit she did anything wrong saying, 'I have to disagree with you, sir, when you say that I am selfish because feeding my kids is not selfish.'

That's my kinda woman, bubba...
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The Trump administration is drafting what they're calling the 'Artemis Accords'. It's a pact for moon mining. MOON MINING - THINK ABOUT IT.
Glad to see they've got their priorities straight.
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A meteor shower from Halley’s Comet will have peaked last night, and should still be visible in tonight's sky, but a nearly full moon will make it hard to see in the northern hemisphere.

That nearly full moon will turn into a supermoon on Thursday morning.
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Honest to god, this guy Murphy up in Jersey couldn't be more of a jerkoff if he was in first place in a dooshbag race.


He is gonna absolutely destroy the economy of the state, 
and he couldn't give less of a fuck if he wanted to. 


This is the Ocean City, NJ boardwalk. If it still looks like this in another month you might as well just burn 
the motherfucker to the sand and be done with it.
  

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Like they say - 'If you can draw....'

I had a book similar to this back in High School. 



Check it out for yourself:
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She's determined to stay alive just to bust 
Trump's balls, don'tcha think?
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This is exactly why you can never hate Texas. 
They got some balls those guys over there...  


Texas police have arrested a bar owner and six armed men who were protesting lockdown orders issued amid the coronavirus pandemic. Cops were called to Big Daddy Zane's Bar in West Odessa Monday evening after owner Gabrielle Ellison, 47, re-opened the establishment, violating laws put into place by Gov. Greg Abbott. 

Upon arrival, cops were met by a group of men who said they were there to support and defend Ellison as she opened the premises back up. Six of the men were wearing armor and were armed with guns.  
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Sanford, Florida homeowner shoots  17-year-old 
who was attempting to break into his car.  


This kid was burglarizing cars parked outside the gated home when the owner, who has not been identified, opened fire from his front door.  In audio from the 911 call, the homeowner is heard explaining how his wife woke him up when she heard noises outside while she was up feeding their baby. 

He said that he believed someone was trying to break in to the home, so he grabbed his firearm and went to investigate.  Saw the kid trying to break in to his car, and shot the motherfucker deader'na fucking door nail.

Good. More people should do shit like this.
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It's amazing the shit you'll find at Goodwill.
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I mentioned a coupla weeks ago that I got 
one of these to use as a weekender - short trip bag.




Man - I am chompin' at the fuckin' bit to do some kinda road trip - ANY kind - anywhere. The hotels and motels here are still closed, but should re-open in a few weeks (hopefully - what the fuck?)

Just to get the fuck out and have drinks in a different bar. 
Maybe trek down to Key Largo for a few days and have a coupla drinks at Snapper's. 

Anyway, I really do like this bag. Wanna see it for yourself?  

Click on the description here:
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I like the artwork, but I'll be fucked if I can figure what it's supposed to be about. Any ideas out there?
I'm thinking some kinda weird ass Alice in Wonderland maybe.
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Her name is Luisa Zissman. I think she's a model in England. 
She may be perfect.
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Thankfully, we've gotten smarter in the last 20 years or so. I hope.
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They've cancelled Burning Man.


The Burning Man festival is going virtual this year after having to cancel for the first time in its history due to the coronavirus pandemic - and there is already talk of having video rooms for orgies and drug use and setting fire to art installations in backyards.   

Organizers revealed last month that they were cancelling the annual arts event that was scheduled to be held in August in Nevada's Black Rock Desert as social distancing measures were put in place across the US.

They are instead planning to take the edgy Burning Man festival digital. 'The Multiverse' had already been announced as this year's theme prior to coronavirus forcing people to social distance. Organizers of the non-profit festival say they're going to lean into the theme as they try to take the festival virtual.  

I hate to admit it out loud, but this event is in the top three on my bucket list.


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This book actually exists? Jeezzzzzz.
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Imagine - just try to imagine - being this fuckin' stupid, being this much of a jerkoff, and being Mayor of the greatest city in the country. 

How the fuck does that balance out in any way? Honest to god, what the fuck were those people thinking when they voted for this asshat?
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I have never, ever had a dog. I would get one but for that whole 'walking around with a bag of shit in my hand' thing. 
If I ever did get a dog, I'd probably havta get one this stupid. 
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Donald Trump calls bailouts for Democratic states 'unfair' to Republicans as he puts himself on a collision course with Andrew Cuomo and Nancy Pelosi
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I'm serious about this. I'd like your feedback when ya get the chance. Are ya happy with the 'no-format format' here? Is the content here enough to keep your attention for a few minutes every day? Let me know. Leave a comment. If I don't agree with you, don't worry. I'm much too lazy to hunt you down like a rabid dog.
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In the meantime, here' some


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And a dog, on a beach, being cool.


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These things really do have incredible sound - 
almost as good as my Bose, and that's sayin' somethin'.

Find yours here:

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4 comments:

  1. I wonder what happened to her kids while she is locked up? In "Le Miserable" wasn't the guy tossed in jail for stealing bread when he was hungry?
    Just goes to show you that not much has changed in the human condition since the 1860s...

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  2. Liberal judges with no discretion abilities...

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  3. RE: the Texas Bar - The local constabulary (i use that term loosely for that bunch of pussies) showed up as the SWAT TEAM with a BEAR CAT mounted with automatic weapon. After all, as usual, the goal of all cops is to go home safe after their shift. Fuckin bunch of pussies those deputies are.

    https://twitter.com/JuYeonKimTV/status/1257473262881255425

    Nemo

    Nemo

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  4. 40 Billion dollars worth of military gear has been given to cop shops in the last 11 years. Obama was big on giving cops toys and stripping the military

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