Tuesday, May 5, 2020

If there ever actually IS an election

Man, oh man, is it gonna suck... 

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Before we begin, let's bow our heads in remembrance for those that have lost their lives so that others may live.


We should never, ever forget that 50 years ago, in America, American soldiers were killing innocent people in our streets. This image should be forever embedded in our social conscience.
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President Trump says that Elizabeth Warren is ‘responsible’ for Biden’s candidacy, and he should make her his VP pick.  


 President Trump has announced his unlikely pick for Joe Biden’s veep: Elizabeth Warren. In an interview with The  New York Post in the Oval Office on Monday, Trump said he believed the presumptive Democratic nominee “owes” the Massachusetts senator the top spot on his ticket because he never would have gotten this far without her help.

“I think Elizabeth Warren is responsible for Joe Biden’s win because she didn’t drop out and [Vermont Sen.] Bernie [Sanders] would have won every single state on Super Tuesday,” Trump said, claiming Warren split the progressive vote.

“I think he should pick Elizabeth Warren because Elizabeth Warren, more than any other person, including [South Carolina Rep.] Jim Clyburn and including anybody you can name, is responsible for the win of Joe Biden,” he continued, referring to Clyburn’s campaign-reviving February endorsement of Biden.

Trump also questioned whether the former vice president, 77, would actually wind up his party’s nominee. Is there a surprise coming up?
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This in spite of the fact that headlines are touting that:

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It's interesting they're saying this now. Sam's club didn't have any meat at all for like 4 weeks. The price of hamburger's gone up at least a buck and it's been almost impossible to find chicken breasts anywhere over the last two months, so WTF are they actually saying here?  

Isn't it pretty much the same everywhere?


They say that Americans are starting to reel from the impact of the pandemic's meat shortage as fast food restaurants like Wendy's are forced to take burgers off the menu and Costco and Kroger announce limited stocks of meat. 
On Monday angry customers realized the Wendy's hallmark item was no longer available for order and only chicken items were available for takeout and delivery at select locations across the country. 
Grocery warehouse Costco said on Monday it would limit customers to just three packages of meat per shopper and Kroger supermarkets posted an alert on its website saying there is limited inventory 'due to high demand'. 
Over 20 meat packing plants have shuttered following COVID-19 outbreaks among employees, at least 20 workers have died and at least 5,000 workers have tested positive for the virus. 

I called this four or five weeks ago.
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The single best knife sharpener 
you'll ever use. Period.



You can get it in a 2-pack for more savings 
and give one to a friend. 

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Think about it. It really IS kinda cool. In a redneckish, silly kinda way. Ya gotta like people who think outsida the box.
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A popular Miami Beach green space was reportedly closed Monday - five days after reopening - because nearly 9,000 people were caught violating the park’s mask policy.


Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez ordered parkgoers to wear facial coverings, a policy largely ignored by those at South Pointe Park.

From Wednesday to Sunday, park rangers issued 8,880 verbal warnings to people at South Pointe Park for going maskless, according to the Miami Herald, citing police. The majority of those warnings — 5,261 — occurred over the weekend — even after the city closed the parking lot Sunday in an effort to control the crowds.

City Manager Jimmy Morales told the paper in a statement that other city parks reopened successfully, but South Pointe Park “is the most egregious exception.” “We have had city staff in the park to encourage people to comply, but they were met with hostility and non-compliance,” he said.

“There is no way to effectively enforce social distancing when hundreds of individuals refuse to do so. The best way to protect our residents and first responders is to keep it closed until further notice.”


What you're doing is stripping people of their rights - you're acting like bad parents with normal kids. You're acting like a power-mad dictator. You're a fucking jerkoff who thinks he can do whatever he wants because he has some distorted, twisted vision of his own power. 


The new politician's mantra.
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Ya gotta love kids with a little bit of balls and huge imaginations:

This 5-year-old kid was caught driving his parent's car to California so he could go and 'buy himself a Lamborghini'.


A 5-year-old boy was caught driving his parents’ car on a freeway in Utah on Monday — apparently on his way to California to buy a Lamborghini. The kid driver made it a handful of miles, from his home in Ogden to I-15’s 25th Street offramp, Utah State Police said.

Troopers initially thought they’d stumbled upon an impaired driver, but soon found their perp was actually a child with a penchant for luxury cars. The boy told them he left home after an argument with his mom, in which she refused to buy him a Lamborghini.

So he decided to go get one himself.
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EVERYBODY'S FAIR GAME NOWADAYS:

A former groundskeeper for the Montreal Expos recently told the Montreal Gazette that Rose routinely had an Olympic Stadium staffer cork his bats in 1984. Rose played most of the 1984 season for the Expos before he was traded back to his original club, the Cincinnati Reds, that August.
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I did this kitchen make-over right after Hurricane Sandy put four feet on water in this lady's house. Wuddya think?
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Hundreds of furious protesters descend upon the Massachusetts State House yesterday to demand the end of coronavirus lockdowns as organizers compare 'lousy' COVID-19 to the seasonal flu
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Now - more then ever - you should be taking a multi-vitamin. 
The one I take is a perfect example.




Buy them here much cheaper than at 
the Supermarket, Walgreens or CVS .

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Honest to god - could these two fuckin' scumbags be any more hateful? It pisses me off to no end that these motherfuckers actually have an audience. Wanna instantly dislike someone? Find out they watch MSNBC and go from there.
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We demand truth in advertising, 
why not truth in 'news presentations'?

Overnight success - Holy Crap!
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Google it.
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I'm in a store the other day and the guy in front of me in line turns around and tells me that I gotta stand at least 6 feet away from him. He says I should stand on the 'X' that was marked on the floor with ductape.
I look down at the mark and look back up at him and I say to him: 'Dude, I grew up watching Roadrunner cartoons every Saturday morning. There's no fuckin' way I'm falling for that old crap. Fuck you'.

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THIS JUST IN FROM THE 'YOU CAN NOT POSSIBLY 
MAKE THIS SHIT UP' DEPARTMENT:


Broward County (Florida) Sherriff Gregory Tony, 41, was handpicked by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to lead the department accused of bungling the response to the Parkland high school shooting in 2018. 
A series of 11 snapshots of couple-swapping parties in Miami are now accessible to the general public on a website. Find it for yourself if ya wanna see shit like that.
 In one photo, Tony is seen hugging Holly from behind with his hands cupping her bare breasts, and in another posing with Holly and another man. In yet another picture, the husband and wife are in a foursome, posing with another couple. Both women are topless but their nipples are covered with pasties. 
The photos were taken in August 2015 and April 2016 at monthly 'Liquid Bliss' parties in a secret location in downtown Miami. 
Over the weekend, it was revealed Tony killed a man in his hometown of Philadelphia when he was 14, but a jury found him not guilty after a trial. Tony admitted he never told law enforcement officials when applying for his job.
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Michelle Obama blames poor turnout among women Democrats and young people for Trump winning in 2016 and says she 'understands' those who voted for the president . What I don't understand is why this woman is relevant in any way.
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 Ya know, there's still a shitload of 
stupid shit yet to come in the next coupla months. 

There's gonna be a whole lotta places you won't be able to go to without wearing a mask. Be prepared -  but seriously - you don't have to break the bank doing it. You can get these masks super fast and for less than a 80 cents apiece. They're in stock and ready to ship.


If ya don't use 'em all they're still great 
for around the shop or the jobsite.


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3 comments:

  1. Those masks are made in China.

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  2. President Trump suggesting that Princess Spreading Bull be Biden's running mate will guarantee she WON'T be Biden's running mate.

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  3. Do we actually give a shit where they're made if they do the job?

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