Wednesday, April 15, 2020

What's the problem today, Mary?

When you have nothing to say, 
say what you will as loud as you can... 

Thomas Payne 

Who the fuck exactly runs these news places anyway? 
They're friggin' crybabies. Jeez.


       
I guess that makes sense though because we've turned 
into a nation of cry-babies and woosies anyway.    

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According to CNN,
Florida's governor keeps hitting new lows 
in the battle against coronavirus


The panty lickers at CNN don't like the fact that DeSantis is allowing Monday Night Raw to be broadcast - without an audience - next week. They keep using the phrase that the Gov has deemed WWE 'essential'. WTF is wrong with these jagoffs?  

Really...
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Stimulus Checks: 3 Things Social Security 
Beneficiaries Need to Know


Hey - bite me. I'm 67. This shit's important.

1. Social Security recipients are eligible for a stimulus check. If you're collecting Social Security benefits of any kind -- whether it's retirement benefits, disability benefits, or Supplemental Security Income (SSI) -- you are eligible to receive a stimulus check. 

2. You don't need to file a tax return. Most Americans will need to have filed a 2018 or 2019 tax return to receive their stimulus checks, but that rule doesn't apply to Social Security beneficiaries. Previously, Social Security recipients were told that they would need to file simple tax returns with information like their income and number of dependents.

3. Beware of scammers. With the rise of the COVID-19 pandemic, many Americans are feeling vulnerable - making them prime targets for scammers. There has been an increase in coronavirus-related scams, with fraudsters selling fake "cures" for the virus and impersonating doctors and telling victims that they need to make payments to cover the cost of a loved one's treatment.
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Some background on this. 

I was on an Amtrak train heading down to Ft. Lauderdale in the winter of '74. When I got seated I met and hung out with the original Marlboro Man - the guy from the ads was sitting next to me. He was friendly and we started bullshittin' pretty much right away. Anyway, I had my guitar with me, and he and I decided we needed cocktails so we both went back to the bar car to hang out.
In those days the bar cars actually had a piano in them, and there already were a coupla guys and gals with guitars and harmonicas and other stuff, and they were all playin' and singin' - it was a lot of fun! We ended up skipping dinner and just hung in the bar all night.
Around midnight, fully juiced and highly motivated, we started playing this song. We played it - this exact song - non-stop for more than an hour and a half.
Every time I hear this song, I think of that night and those people. What a wonderful memory.

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Georgia Bar Owner Removes $3,714 Worth 
of One Dollar Bills Stapled to the Walls 
to Pay Her Employees


Jennifer Knox, the owner of The Sand Bar on Tybee Island in Georgia, went to work with several of her employees to remove thousands of one dollar bills that customers had stuck to the walls over the years for good luck. After the currency was taken down, it was counted and final amount was $3,714. Knox used this money to pay her employees.

FYI - I've been in this bar. Friend of mine who lived on Tybee back about 8 years ago usta hang out there. 
It's a pretty cool place.
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Do you or someone you know need
 protective gloves for anything? 
Here's a few really good options to get them.


There are a few different sellers there that 
can get them to you at a decent price:

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The bread here in Florida is absolutely 
friggin' worthless - it's terrible.


This is the kinda good, rich smelling, crusty bread I grew up on. Our favorite bakery was named after the family (of course) that owned it - Calandra's Bakery on Bloomfield Avenue in Newark, NJ. It's still there 50+ years later. I can close my eyes and still smell this place.

This place was like a church to me. All of the breads and pastries and cookies and hard rolls and everything else - they're ALL my favorites.

I so fuckin' hate the fact that here in Florida the bread is atrociously terrible. It's like it's made for people with no teeth. It's a waste of fuckin' effort.

Thanks God for ALDI though.


They bring this in frozen from Chicago. It's an absolute life-saver for me. Good crisp, hard crust, delicious middle, makes a fuckin' deadly toast. I would have to move if this shit wasn't available.
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They even had signs made up? 
Are these people completely nuts up there?


The Boardwalk up in Bradley Beach, NJ. 
Oh, and no diving. Jeez.
Gimme a fuckin' break.
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Need an eye- opener'?
If this coffee doesn't do it for ya yer probably 
already dead and ya don't even know it yet.


Military Grade Ground Coffee, The Strongest 
Coffee On The Planet, USDA Organic - 16 Oz. 

Find the beens here:


Or you can find the K-Cups here:

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Prioritizing at an advanced level.

(and if you don't get that joke I can't help you at all here)
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Wife takes husband to Villages hospital 
after he accidentally shoots finger
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Ozzie must be a pisser to hang around with. Juss sayin'
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Imagine what THAT conversation was like.

Bet it was something like this:

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Obama's endorsement won't help Biden 


After months of silence, former President Barack Obama is reportedly set to endorse his past running mate, Joe Biden, for president. But Obama’s endorsement won’t mean much, and it likely won’t help Biden, either.

Obama’s endorsement is supposed to unify the Democratic Party — that’s why he’s waited so long to support a specific candidate. He wanted to throw his weight behind the voters’ choice, so as to prevent further division from spreading within the party’s ranks. But there’s very little left to unify. The voters who could have been swayed by Obama a few months ago have no problem voting for Biden now.
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Think of it this way:


If Trump is re-elected, this is your First Lady again for the next four years.
I rest my case.
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Sanders predicts Biden campaign's 'significant movement' to the left, says opposing him would be 'irresponsible'
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Now more then ever you should be taking a multi-vitamin.
Centrum is a perfect example.



Buy them here much cheaper than at Walgreens or CVS. 

CLICK ON THE LINK:
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There are actually too many jokes I could go for on this one so I'm leaving it be.
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And I'll leave you with this.   

Still debating as to whether or not it should become a regular feature in the morning posts...


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