Why not - everyone needs to lighten the f*^k up these days...
Took me a minute.
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You know the scenario.
Yeah I think that's kinda what ole' mister moose is going thru right now...
Yer in your truck on the way home when ya realize ya gotta go - that TacoBell burrito deluxe from lunch is kickin' it in high gear.
You're a few blocks from the house and all of a sudden ya realize you REALLY gotta go and really fuckin' SOON or else there's gonna be an issue. Tire's screechin' into the driveway, butt-cheeks sqoze together as tight as possible and visible sweat on your eye lids.
Into the house, tryin' to drop trow as you run for the baffroom - ya ALMOST make it. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tell me there's ONE sane jerkoff left in Jersey.
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I wonder if there's a newer version of this?
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Christmas at Nanna's house. No wonder I'm so fucked up
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Keep goin' pal - servant's entrance is in the rear - a phrase you should be very familiar with.
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You had ONE job fer fuxake.
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Have you met my wife?
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What part of 'try it for free' don't I understand.
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Check it out here:
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Do me a favor - if you're gonna buy something - anything - on Amazon, please remember to try to use one of the links you see here on my blog.
It doesn't matter if you buy the listed item or not - if you go through the link on my blog to Amazon I get credited for the 'click' and that's how I get paid.
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I'm proud of all of you and happy you appreciate what we're doing here...
Follow this blog and you'll have
a shot at $ 100.00!
When I get 100 (identifiable) followers here, I'm gonna draw one person's name at random and send him/her $ 100.00 cash.
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POST # 997
Re: "You know the Scenario": Unless the lower half of your vision has been composed of pulsating gray blobs, and thumping deafness I don't wanna hear it.
ReplyDeleteExtra points for CCW'ing while doing this.