Friday, December 20, 2019

TTBJIF


Thank the baby Jeebis it's Friday...

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What the fuck is a wine cave? 

Pocahontus and Wendy rag on poor Petey B for his 'high-end' Napa fundraiser 

Pete Buttigieg faced pushback on the debate stage last night for a recent lavish fundraiser in California's Napa Valley. The private event in what's known as a "wine cave" included a chandelier studded with 1,500 Swarovski crystals and $900 bottles of wine — items Senator Elizabeth Warren was quick to point out as being out of reach for voters of more humble means - like anyone gives a fuck what she thinks..

Wine caves are meant to age and store wines and are used worldwide in the industry. What's less common is the Hall Rutherford caves functioning as a venue for high-paying donors to support Buttigieg's presidential aspirations. "Billionaires in wine caves should not pick the next president of the United States," Warren said during the debate.
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If there's ONE thing I've learned in my 67+ years, it's this simple rule:

'Always lean against something when you're putting your underwear on'
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This info is personally very distressing to me.
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And if you've never seen Marisa T in this, well you just might as well just go jump off a cliff and die...


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I love this woman.
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The craziest shit washed up on that tiny little island.
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But what do you do when you run out of kids?
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500 circulated $1 bills next to 500 uncirculated $1 bills
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A joke like that can get an old guy killed.
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Old on the timing but funny none the less.
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and like a momo she stands there and let somebody take her picture.
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My local paper here is terrible but there's an online news outlet that's brilliant.

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This ain't gonna work out well at all:

Facebook is building an operating system so it can ditch Android



Facebook  doesn’t want its hardware like Oculus or its augmented reality glasses to be at the mercy of Google because they rely on its Android operating system. That’s why Facebook has tasked Mark Lucovsky, a co-author of Microsoft’s Windows NT, with building the social network an operating system from scratch, according to The Information’s Alex Heath. To be clear, Facebook’s smartphone apps will remain available on Android.

“We really want to make sure the next generation has space for us,” says Facebook’s VP of Hardware, Andrew ‘Boz’ Bosworth. “We don’t think we can trust the marketplace or competitors to ensure that’s the case. And so we’re gonna do it ourselves.”
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Buy 'em for Christmas before it's too late:



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Ladies in lingerie work for you guys?

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Do me a favor - if you're gonna buy something - anything - on Amazon, please remember to try to use one of the links you see here on my blog. 

It doesn't matter if you buy the listed item or not - if you go through the link on my blog to Amazon I get credited for the 'click' and that's how I get paid.
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Don't forget - Follow this page and when we get to 100 followers I'll send one of you (chosen at random) 

$100.00 cash money


I really will. Really - Seriously. I will.





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