I’m confused:

Nothing topical today - let's just enjoy a variety of entries...

 

 

 

The only way he can keep that cats attention is to make the cat think the flute is food...

 

 

 

Let's play volleyball. On stilts. On a beach in the sand.

Sure - there's no way anything bad could possibly happen here...

 

 

 

If I have to explain this...

 

 

 

You should listen to this kid - he has some fairly bright ideas at times...

 

 

In the north of Ireland, especially around the Donegal area, almost every road

looks like this. What a magical place it is indeed. And I'm not even Irish...

 

 

I fell in love with her the first time I ever laid eyes on her.

Have you seen her lately? This girl is aging REALLY WELL...

 

 

Of all the work she's done, this is my favorite movie.

 

 

 

and the battle rages on...

 

 

Robert Doisneau was a French photographer.

In the 1930s he made photographs on the streets of Paris.

He was a champion of humanist photography and with

Henri Cartier-Bresson a pioneer of photojournalism.

 

 

 

I like this kid...

 

 

 

 

I’m confused:

 

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist. 

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe. 

I was baptised a Catholic, which now labels me as an infidel. 

I am semi-retired, which makes me semi-useless. 

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary. 

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe. 

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. 

I acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever. 

I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant. 

Please help me come to terms with the new me, because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore! 
As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into!