I lived on a tiny island (St. John USVI) in the Caribbean for ten years, and all of the beaches - both National Park beaches two - were 'who gives a fuck nude beaches'. Lemme tell ya - there wasn't a super model or Playboy pinup to be found on any of them beaches. Mostly, it was over-weight hairy hippie chics and drunk fat guys. Not pretty, I can assure you. Maybe in the south of France or Brazil there might be a buncha hotties, but haven't had the opportunity, can't speak to it.
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Theres a clothing optional beach on St Martens. It’s occupied almost exclusively by German land-whales who look like overstuffed braunswiegers on day one and then look like red hots day two.
ReplyDeleteThey have one on wisconsin river by madison wi. It's not worth it. Fat ugly
ReplyDeleteFor both seas. No one wants to see what there showing
Playboy pinups are all silicone and nip/tuck, super models are skin and bone and weird-looking. What's wrong with a real woman with some flesh on her bones?
ReplyDeleteThere are/were several along the Calif coast, some unofficial. One time I stood over-looking a cliff and saw some hippies in the nude. They started with the "what're you looking at"..." take a picture it lasts longer," It would have been so easy to start a rock slide, but the angel on my shoulder was stronger than the devil on my other shoulder.
ReplyDeleteWhile in West Berlin, Germany. Back in the early 70's, I went to the nude beach on lake Wannsee. Learned that pubic hair also turns grey!
ReplyDeleteI learned that when I was 13.
DeleteThere's Gunnison Beach in New Jersey . A mixed bag - mostly average lookers with a few on either end of the attractiveness scale .
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