Footage captured the billionaire Amazon boss, 61, tumbling in the Texas desert as he ran to meet the historic all-female flight crew when they returned to Earth today. A live stream of the space trip, which lasted less than 11 minutes, caught the moment Bezos fell face first to the ground next to the capsule.
The world's second richest man was approaching the famous crew which also included pop legend Katy Perry as he peered through the capsule's windows. Seconds later, he took a misstep in the dirt and appeared to slip down a hole which had formed in the desert.
His momentum took him stumbling onto the ground face first as he laid flat on his stomach before climbing back to his feet.
See - it's just us poor schmucks that are clumsy...
It is really telling that Bozos has to start PAYING people to fly on his toy.
ReplyDeletewhich lasted less than 11 minutes,
ReplyDeleteProbably longer than Other momentous occasions in his life.
Ok, jeeze, who hasn't done a faceplant next to a space capsule? Anyhow, to call these riders a "flight crew" is total fantasy. All women? Okay, so...? A totally automated capsule does not require a crew, and passengers are passengers, but still I'd do this in a Yakima Valley minute if I had the dosh to do so. Yuta hey.
ReplyDeleteYou've nailed it. Not a flight crew and really not that interesting. Gail King? PUKE!
DeleteSix rich bi+ch3s. I hope at least one of them managed to make a sandwich. God knows they weren't doing anything else.
ReplyDeleteCan't convince me Sanchez is female without a chromosome map
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