Saturday, April 19, 2025

I'm sorry, Hon, but 'friends' don't charge two grand an hour for 'benefits'...

From cbs12.com - A 39-year-old woman - a relatively well-known local artist - was arrested at a luxury hotel in Palm Beach after allegedly offering "friends with benefits" services for $4,000. The Palm Beach Police Department (PBPD) said that on April 2, officers learned that a woman named Alina Shimova was looking for "friends with benefits" in exchange for $4,000 at the Brazilian Court Hotel on Palm Beach Island.
According to the probable cause affidavit, an undercover officer first contacted Shimova, 39, on April 16 through text message after learning about her advertisement. The officer reportedly expressed interest, and Shimova set the rate to $1,000, accompanied by a rose emoji, a symbol often associated with sex work. The report states that during their communication, she informed the undercover officer that a minimum of two hours would be required, and when he proposed four hours, she quoted a price of $4,000, again sending a rose emoji. Shimova also requested a deposit and asked for assurances that the officer was not law enforcement, to which he suggested she could be the one scamming him.
Actually not that bad looking, but for four grand there better be popcorn and sodas, at the very least...



4 comments:

  1. Remarkably lovely lady but not for $4,000. No way Jose.

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  2. Almost 40 year old for $4k? I don't think so. Give me 2 20s and we'll negotiate.
    And one of them better be able to cook. Just sayin.

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  3. If money was no matter and I was single (and 74), providing she's mentally stimulating, good sense of humor, she's a bargin ah tehl you.

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  4. Well boys you really stopped a major crime there !

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