I'm lost in a sea of meaningless sport...

 Football - College and Pro, Basketball, hockey and overseas golf. 

It's all just pegging my Give-a-fuck meter...  

The reality is, I honestly don't give a rat's ass about any of 'em. Team sports, with the exception of baseball, mean nothing to me, and never has. Football's all hyppe - whether it's College or Pro, and basketball, well, that's a discussion for another time. Hockey? I'll pass also. 

Baseball is the only game (aside from cricket, and who gets excited about a wicket?) is the only true sport wherein the defense controls the ball - didja know that? Yup. Think about it. Anyway, I'll just sit here and drink myself silly(er) till the pitchers and catchers report, if it's okay with you...

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It's not a crime to want to buy yourself 

a Christmas present, is it...

DEWALT 20V MAX Cordless Drill and Impact Driver, Power Tool 

Combo Kit with 2 Batteries and Charger - still only $ 149.00.

They're $ 199.00 at Walmart...

The two batteries alone almost cost that much!   Click on the picture for details.

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